What would you do? [Archive] - Kay Tastrophe's Military School

Eliezer

01-10-2008, 10:11 AM

Find your wife in the brothel you go to... (http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN0959912720080109?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews)

WARSAW (Reuters) - A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees. Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.

"I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming," the husband told the newspaper Wednesday.

The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported.

(Writing by Chris Borowski, Editing by Matthew Jones)

Varaj

01-10-2008, 10:17 AM

Find your wife in the brother you go to... (http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN0959912720080109?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews)

Ask her to recommend a lady for the night.

Eliezer

01-10-2008, 10:20 AM

Married for 14 years. You've been going to a brothel. She's been working at the brothel and telling you she's working at the grocery store.

I want to know why they are divorcing. For infidelity or for being lying bastages or for mutual stupidity.

Xavier Lang

01-10-2008, 10:25 AM

If my wife was in a brothel, there would be police rescuing her.
If she was in my brother I'd probably be in therapy for a very long time.

Creamsteak

01-10-2008, 10:36 AM

This totally didn't end like in the magazines.

Space Cadet B^3

01-10-2008, 11:46 AM

Dear Penthouse Forum. I never thought it would happen to me...

I'd probably be outrageously turned on. lol

Eliezer

01-10-2008, 02:42 PM

Dear Penthouse Forum. I never thought it would happen to me...

I'd probably be outrageously turned on. lol

See, the guy said it was like a dream. I wonder if he tried to hire his wife and she was all, "WFT?" and divorced him for infidelity. Working ain't unfaithful, but visiting the whorehouse is...

Pigs in Space

01-10-2008, 08:01 PM

Well given that they're as bad as each other, they should have made some lemonade.

Ancalagon

01-10-2008, 08:06 PM

Well given that they're as bad as each other, they should have made some lemonade.

bow-chika-bow-bow!

Trainz

01-11-2008, 02:26 AM

... I would go get an STD checkup really really really fast.

THEN I would call her parents and siblings.

Bitch.

Lady Fury

01-11-2008, 10:33 AM

... I would go get an STD checkup really really really fast.

THEN I would call her parents and siblings.

Bitch.

What about him???:what: He's obviously fucking every two legged whore in that brothel. Does that clear him of any wrong doing?

Varaj

01-11-2008, 10:37 AM

... I would go get an STD checkup really really really fast.

THEN I would call her parents and siblings.

Bitch.

Him: I saw your daughter, my wife, at a whore house!
StepMom: You went to a whore house?
Him: Your daughter is whoring!
StepMom: So are you, your point?

Space Cadet B^3

01-11-2008, 10:56 AM

So, going to a whorehouse is wrong?

Varaj

01-11-2008, 11:14 AM

So, going to a whorehouse is wrong?

No more than working in one.*

*Yes I know that doesn't answer the question. :tongue:

Eliezer

01-11-2008, 11:29 AM

Working in a whorehouse is wrong? They're performing a public service.

Trainz

01-11-2008, 11:53 AM

What about him???:what: He's obviously fucking every two legged whore in that brothel. Does that clear him of any wrong doing?

... yeah. I kinda forgot that.

Well if I would be going to the whorehouse as a client in the first place, I guess I wouldn't have a leg to stand on.

In that case, I guess I would go with Varaj's proposition:

Ask her to recommend a lady for the night.

:tongue:

jadelove

01-17-2008, 11:37 AM

I say she might not need the extra cash if he wasn't spending it at the whore house in the first place. So they should just go home and "do it" and he can have his women and she can have his cash. Problem solved.

Although I'd say this marrage most likely had other issues.