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Harry
11-15-2007, 01:21 AM
LINK (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm)

Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex.

Sheriff Colin Miller also placed Stewart on the Sex Offenders Register for three years.

Mr Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr.

Gail Davidson, prosecuting, told Ayr Sheriff Court: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.

"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white t-shirt, naked from the waist down.

"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."

Both cleaners, who were "extremely shocked", told the hostel manager who called police.

Sheriff Colin Miller told Stewart: "In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one on me. I have never heard of a 'cycle-sexualist'."

Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink.

The bachelor had been living in the hostel since October 2006 after moving from his council house in Girvan.

He now lives in Ayr.

Glass
11-15-2007, 01:23 AM
Y'know, for a minute there, I thought it would be a typo, and was prepared to be outraged.

The Winslow
11-15-2007, 06:58 AM
Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink.

So, he's backpedaling.

Varaj
11-15-2007, 07:23 AM
He was placed on sex offenders list for masturbating in the privacy of his hotel room? :what:

Goblin Girl
11-15-2007, 08:07 AM
He was placed on sex offenders list for masturbating in the privacy of his hotel room? :what:
Yeah, that doesn't seem right, does it?

Bagpuss
11-15-2007, 08:36 AM
He was placed on sex offenders list for masturbating in the privacy of his hotel room? :what:

His own locked room. :shock:

Dacke
11-15-2007, 09:57 AM
As usual, it's up to me to provide musical commentary.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CTPLUcQAjk

PWD
11-15-2007, 02:16 PM
It's unusual to see victim photos in these stories, but I'm glad Harry posted one. It's often too easy to get railroaded into esoteric discussions of predatory evil versus untreated mental health issues and miss out on the true story... the suffering of the victim.

Varaj
11-15-2007, 03:10 PM
It's unusual to see victim photos in these stories, but I'm glad Harry posted one. It's often too easy to get railroaded into esoteric discussions of predatory evil versus untreated mental health issues and miss out on the true story... the suffering of the victim.]

I'm not sure this qualifies as either. :tongue:

Space Cadet B^3
11-15-2007, 06:27 PM
to paraphrase Wayne and Garth: Schwinn!

Special K
11-15-2007, 08:06 PM
Who hasn't been in this position before? I know I have.

PWD
11-15-2007, 09:22 PM
to paraphrase Wayne and Garth: Schwinn!

:lol:

there_is_no_bob
11-15-2007, 09:35 PM
It's unusual to see victim photos in these stories, but I'm glad Harry posted one. It's often too easy to get railroaded into esoteric discussions of predatory evil versus untreated mental health issues and miss out on the true story... the suffering of the victim.

Wait, he likes train tracks too?


Those poor, innocent railroads!

doc
11-16-2007, 12:25 PM
Who hasn't been in this position before? I know I have.

You were caught humpin' your bike ??

The Winslow
11-16-2007, 01:24 PM
Wait, he likes train tracks too?


Those poor, innocent railroads!

Somebody should warn Trainz.

doc
11-16-2007, 01:29 PM
Somebody should warn Trainz.

You know he'ld enjoy it, freaky monkey that he is :P