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11-08-2007, 05:52 PM
http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/articles/2007/11/08/1194329373747.html?s_rid=smh:top5
Teenage boys at an English high school were shocked when a stripper was sent to their drama class by accident and spanked a 16-year-old boy in front of stunned students and a teacher, according to London's Daily Mail newspaper.
The incident, at Arnold Hill School in Nottingham, occurred after the boy's mother ordered what she thought was a gorilla-suited man to surprise her son, but a booking mix-up resulted in a female stripper turning up instead.
The newspaper claims the mother contacted the boy's teacher to let her know she had a "surprise" for the birthday boy and even asked if it could be filmed.
The stripper apparently walked the boy around the classroom on all fours, gyrated to a Britney Spears song and spanked him before stripping down to her bra and knickers and insisting the "naughty" schoolboy rub cream all over her body, according to the paper.
A student from the school is quoted as saying: "The teacher suddenly announced, 'Something is about to happen'. Then a woman in a very short skirt walked in dressed as a copper.
"She asked the lad to stand up, which he did, and told him he had been a very naughty boy because he hadn't been doing his homework.
"Then she put on some Britney Spears music and got out a collar and lead from her bag and told him to put them on.
"No one could believe it. Next she ordered him to get on all fours, led him around the classroom and hit him 16 times - one for each year - on the bottom with her whip.
"Then she took off some clothes until she was down to her bra and pants, pulled out some cream, put it on her buttocks and told him to rub it in.
"To be fair to the teacher, you could tell she was just stunned - and when the cream came out she told the stripper: 'That's it. That's enough'."
The teenager said the boy ran out of the classroom while the stripper calmly packed her bag and left.
"Everyone was in a state of shock," added the source.
Education officials have launched an investigation into the incident, according to the paper.
Best. Mum. Evar.
Teenage boys at an English high school were shocked when a stripper was sent to their drama class by accident and spanked a 16-year-old boy in front of stunned students and a teacher, according to London's Daily Mail newspaper.
The incident, at Arnold Hill School in Nottingham, occurred after the boy's mother ordered what she thought was a gorilla-suited man to surprise her son, but a booking mix-up resulted in a female stripper turning up instead.
The newspaper claims the mother contacted the boy's teacher to let her know she had a "surprise" for the birthday boy and even asked if it could be filmed.
The stripper apparently walked the boy around the classroom on all fours, gyrated to a Britney Spears song and spanked him before stripping down to her bra and knickers and insisting the "naughty" schoolboy rub cream all over her body, according to the paper.
A student from the school is quoted as saying: "The teacher suddenly announced, 'Something is about to happen'. Then a woman in a very short skirt walked in dressed as a copper.
"She asked the lad to stand up, which he did, and told him he had been a very naughty boy because he hadn't been doing his homework.
"Then she put on some Britney Spears music and got out a collar and lead from her bag and told him to put them on.
"No one could believe it. Next she ordered him to get on all fours, led him around the classroom and hit him 16 times - one for each year - on the bottom with her whip.
"Then she took off some clothes until she was down to her bra and pants, pulled out some cream, put it on her buttocks and told him to rub it in.
"To be fair to the teacher, you could tell she was just stunned - and when the cream came out she told the stripper: 'That's it. That's enough'."
The teenager said the boy ran out of the classroom while the stripper calmly packed her bag and left.
"Everyone was in a state of shock," added the source.
Education officials have launched an investigation into the incident, according to the paper.
Best. Mum. Evar.