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Limper
08-09-2007, 02:31 PM
My wife planned about the least exciting weekend I can imagine... we are meeting the inlaws in Branson.

Please I beg of you... give me hope! I need something to cling to else my sanity is forfit.
francisca
08-09-2007, 02:43 PM
There is, in fact, a Santa Claus.

He just decided to shit in your stocking this summer.
Limper
08-09-2007, 02:44 PM
There is, in fact, a Santa Claus.

He just decided to shit in your stocking this summer.

Satan Claws Drops a Duece! Best album Mollys Abortion ever did.
Keeper of Secrets
08-09-2007, 02:57 PM
So what are you going to end up doing? I assume Branson is the kind of place that books Andy Williams.
francisca
08-09-2007, 03:00 PM
So what are you going to end up doing? I assume Branson is the kind of place that books Andy Williams.

You wish.

http://directory.branson.com/Shows
Limper
08-09-2007, 03:00 PM
So what are you going to end up doing? I assume Branson is the kind of place that books Andy Williams.

Yakov Smirnov has a club there if thats any indication.
Keeper of Secrets
08-09-2007, 03:09 PM
Jesus, Mary and Joseph this looks like a nightmare.

I saw they will be here. Do not click on link unless you want a serious SAN loss.

http://www.baldknobbers.com/

Bald Knobbers? Sweet Christ.
Janos
08-09-2007, 03:11 PM
Look at it this way, you're having a better week than RangerWickett.
Dark Jezter
08-09-2007, 03:17 PM
Just make sure you go to Branson, MO and not Bronson, MO.

http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/3145/deathwish1screencapbronat3.jpg
francisca
08-09-2007, 03:19 PM
Make sure you take in some Boxcar Willie (http://www.boxcarwillie.com/).
Keeper of Secrets
08-09-2007, 03:23 PM
Look at it this way, you're having a better week than RangerWickett.


HAHAHAHA!
Limper
08-09-2007, 03:35 PM
Make sure you take in some Boxcar Willie (http://www.boxcarwillie.com/).


I'll try and squeeze that in before the Kabuki Theater trip.
Keeper of Secrets
08-09-2007, 03:45 PM
Dude, you need to check out the Bald Knobbers.
TiQuinn
08-09-2007, 03:48 PM
My wife planned about the least exciting weekend I can imagine... we are meeting the inlaws in Branson.

Please I beg of you... give me hope! I need something to cling to else my sanity is forfit.


But you'll be able to go see Tony Orlando and Dawn! Or Andy Williams! Or The Gatlin Brothers! WOW! :p
Limper
08-09-2007, 03:51 PM
But you'll be able to go see Tony Orlando and Dawn! Or Andy Williams! Or The Gatlin Brothers! WOW! :p

At least at Dollyworld the shade of her tits should keep me cool in the 102F heat and 10 UV index.
Limper
08-09-2007, 03:52 PM
Dude, you need to check out the Bald Knobbers.

Do you want me to get you a tshirt from there?
Keeper of Secrets
08-09-2007, 03:53 PM
Do you want me to get you a tshirt from there?


That would rock but only if it said 'Bald Knobbers.'
Limper
08-09-2007, 03:54 PM
That would rock but only if it said 'Bald Knobbers.'

I'll see what I can find.
Atropine Mama
08-09-2007, 04:45 PM
Jesus' tits, with the emphasis the Bald Knobbers have on God and Gospel, do they even know what their name means?
strawberry
08-09-2007, 04:48 PM
Jesus' tits, with the emphasis the Bald Knobbers have on God and Gospel, do they even know what their name means?

Maybe they're being ironic?
Keeper of Secrets
08-09-2007, 04:52 PM
Jesus' tits, with the emphasis the Bald Knobbers have on God and Gospel, do they even know what their name means?

Forgive me for not being up on my Bald Knobbers lore but are they a gospel group?
Dawnstar
08-09-2007, 05:06 PM
Enjoy yourself. :p
Brynja
08-09-2007, 09:07 PM
Drink alot.
Cyragnome
08-09-2007, 09:12 PM
[...]in Branson.
Ha HA[/nelson]

Look on the bright side...at least it's not the Creation Museum...or Dollywood. ;)
Limper
08-10-2007, 07:56 AM
Maybe they're being ironic?

Is ironic another term for hillbilly doofus?
Enk
08-10-2007, 08:58 AM
Jesus' tits, with the emphasis the Bald Knobbers have on God and Gospel, do they even know what their name means?

To be fair "Oh God!" gets said a lot in conjunction with Bald Knobbin'
Whirligig
08-10-2007, 08:58 AM
Ha HA[/nelson]

Look on the bright side...at least it's not the Creation Museum...or Dollywood. ;)

Actually, I believe there was mention of Dollyworld....

Good luck man. Be sure to always have a beverage of the alcoholic variety in hand at all times to help you make it through this trip...
Limper
08-10-2007, 11:03 AM
I believe its time for me to mozy on down the trail to hell.

See yall Monday.
Atropine Mama
08-10-2007, 11:07 AM
I believe its time for me to mozy on down the trail to hell.

See yall Monday.

No, don't gooooooooooooo! :(
doc
08-10-2007, 02:12 PM
My wife planned about the least exciting weekend I can imagine... we are meeting the inlaws in Branson.

Please I beg of you... give me hope! I need something to cling to else my sanity is forfit.

My Sister goes up there 3 or 4 times a year, I'll pray for you
Limper
08-13-2007, 07:52 AM
My Sister goes up there 3 or 4 times a year, I'll pray for you

I was there before it got all big and full of traffic back whenn I was 10 or 11. After this last weekend I think I can wait another 27 years.

The conservation stuff was pretty cool and we went to a fish farm about half way to Springfield... my kid loved fishing.
Dawnstar
08-13-2007, 08:12 AM
Well it sounds like it was not that horrible. Glad to hear it.
Limper
08-13-2007, 08:32 AM
Well it sounds like it was not that horrible. Glad to hear it.

I'm sure if I was a biblethumper, like country or gospel music or been old it would have been awsome!
Droid101
08-13-2007, 10:25 AM
I'm sure if I was a biblethumper, like country or gospel music or been old it would have been awsome!

The less people in the world who fit that description, the better.
Thoth-Amon
08-13-2007, 11:29 AM
The conservation stuff was pretty cool and we went to a fish farm about half way to Springfield... my kid loved fishing.
Do I smell fishing trips in your future?
Limper
08-13-2007, 11:30 AM
Do I smell fishing trips in your future?

Probably... lucky for me I also like going to the river and turning over rocks and wading so it won't be that bad.
strawberry
08-13-2007, 11:33 AM
The conservation stuff was pretty cool and we went to a fish farm about half way to Springfield... my kid loved fishing.

Limper.... Limper found a silver lining? Next thing you know, he's going to start smiling a lot and turn into an optimist!
Limper
08-13-2007, 11:35 AM
Limper.... Limper found a silver lining? Next thing you know, he's going to start smiling a lot and turn into an optimist!

Is me hoping you goet hit by a train optomistic? If so its already happened.
Thoth-Amon
08-13-2007, 11:40 AM
Probably... lucky for me I also like going to the river and turning over rocks and wading so it won't be that bad.

I used to love fishing but haven't done it in years. A great way to chill and have a few cold ones.
Limper
08-13-2007, 11:43 AM
I used to love fishing but haven't done it in years. A great way to chill and have a few cold ones.

It will be many years before I can drink around the boy... I need my reaction time to be at 200% just to keep him from not needing stiches.
Thoth-Amon
08-13-2007, 11:44 AM
It will be many years before I can drink around the boy... I need my reaction time to be at 200% just to keep him from not needing stiches.
Gotcha.
Limper
08-13-2007, 11:45 AM
Gotcha.

I got the agile and fast toddler, its scary.
Thoth-Amon
08-13-2007, 11:48 AM
I got the agile and fast toddler, its scary.
That explains all the coffee you need it to keep up.