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Rappaccini's Daughter
10-17-2007, 10:48 PM
Good news, cadets! Pack up your bedrolls, because the new dormitory doors are open! No more sleeping on the gymnasium floors, now you can pick a bunk and even stow your gear in a real footlocker. I might even supply you with bedding if you promise not to tie them together to sneak out the windows for some unsanctioned R&R.

Yes, cadet PWD, I'm looking at you.

We have three wings: Men's, Women's, and Transgender's Dormitories. These dorms are designed to be a safe, sanity drenched, and fun place to share things with your fellows that you might not be comfortable discussing with other gender identities. However, with great lodging comes great responsibilities, so here are the basic groundrules.

All information posted in the dormitory forum is private and will not be shared outside of that forum.
Do not create an alternate ID to view another dormitory.
Respect the Forum Rules in the dormitories as elsewhere on the board.Access for each dormitory will be granted on a request basis. In your profile you chose a gender identity upon registration. That choice will determine which dormitory you may ask to access, and I will double check that profile field so as to avoid any confusion. Please post your request here, or in a PM to me. No one is required to join these private forums, so it's your choice. No one will be refused if they meet the objective gender criteria, either.

Transgender access is more complicated than Male and Female gender identities. If you're transgendered, here are your options:

All transgenders have the option of choosing to use the Transgender's Dormitory only.
Transgenders who identify with either male or female in addition to transgender may choose to be part of both the Transgender's Dormitory and the other dorm of their choice.
Transgenders who identify as both male and female in addition to transgender may choose the Transgender's Dormitory and either Male or Female to compliment, whichever appeals more. This is to prevent anyone from short-sheeting a transgender out of jealousy for being in all three dorms and seeing all of the juicy dirt.Get packin', cadets! Your shiny new bunk and locker await you. Hup!

PWD
10-18-2007, 11:57 AM
This is gonna make it damned hard to sneak into the women's showers. :(

Atropine Mama
10-18-2007, 12:55 PM
This is gonna make it damned hard to sneak into the men's showers. :(

FIFM

PWD
10-18-2007, 01:12 PM
I suppose Kay would kick our asses if we traded Student ID cards. Dang.

Atropine Mama
10-18-2007, 01:24 PM
I suppose Kay would kick our asses if we traded Student ID cards. Dang.

I ain't buzzing my hair to look like you just so I can sneak a peek at some wang and then get my ass kicked by the General! :shock:

doc
10-18-2007, 02:58 PM
So how do we get to the new digs ??

- Anti-Tech Doc

I've read the entire post so don't put me in detention, just point me toward the right one.

The Winslow
10-18-2007, 03:10 PM
Tricorder playback:
Please post your request here, or in a PM to me.

Xavier Lang
10-18-2007, 03:14 PM
Why not, toss me in the guys dorm.

doc
10-18-2007, 03:16 PM
Tricorder playback:

He's dead Jim, I'm a doc not a TECH !!!

Space Cadet B^3
10-18-2007, 04:34 PM
I'd love access to the dorms!

pandiculator
10-18-2007, 05:44 PM
>_>

I go away for a few months and you decide to get all fancy? Man.

Dawnstar
10-18-2007, 06:57 PM
Just to throw you off your game Pand.

_Michael
10-18-2007, 08:30 PM
Please sign me up for the guy's dorm.

kudos

pandiculator
10-18-2007, 11:31 PM
Just to throw you off your game Pand.

heh. It doesn't take much!

Sobek
10-18-2007, 11:33 PM
I'd like the key to the one with urinals.

Ancalagon
10-18-2007, 11:53 PM
Men's dorms for me.

there_is_no_bob
10-19-2007, 12:26 AM
Male dorm please, sir.

Janos
10-19-2007, 04:01 AM
Dangly dorm please.

Martin
10-19-2007, 03:00 PM
What he said.

doc
10-19-2007, 03:11 PM
Remember the rules of the Dorm guys


What's said in the Dorm STAY' in the Dorm
Pics of EX's are welcome, pic's of the current SO is on your head
The grosser the jokes posted the better
good spelling and grammer is optional
see #1

Squash Cop
10-19-2007, 06:07 PM
I'll take my key, please.

Ergeheilalt
10-19-2007, 09:21 PM
I'll take some access to the guy dorms.

Pigs in Space
10-20-2007, 02:15 AM
Dudes dorm please.

Dr_Avalanche
10-20-2007, 07:58 AM
Dudes dorm please.

Me too, I guess.

Darth Flatulent
10-20-2007, 10:12 PM
Men's dorm, please.

The Winslow
10-22-2007, 08:59 AM
Men's dorm, please.
Given your screen name, are you sure the other cadets are going to let you in?

doc
10-22-2007, 12:32 PM
Given your screen name, are you sure the other cadets are going to let you in?

We need a mascot

azrael
10-24-2007, 12:59 PM
guys dorm por favor

Cat of Ulthar
10-26-2007, 10:13 PM
No matter what BBC says, I feel all female. Can I get in the girl's dorm please?:)

And thanks General Kay, I have been hoping for something like this. No offense guys, but I feel more comfortable sharing some things with just the girls.

doc
10-29-2007, 12:08 PM
No matter what BBC says, I feel all female. Can I get in the girl's dorm please?:)

And thanks General Kay, I have been hoping for something like this. No offense guys, but I feel more comfortable sharing some things with just the girls.

:) it's okay O Dutch Kitty of Wonder, something's we don't want the girls to know about. Can we change the names ? Dom's are ok but what about "The Man Cave" for us and Kay's home for Wayward Girls for y'all ??

Blue Eyed Frau
10-29-2007, 05:32 PM
I am all female. Can I get in the girl's dorm please?

And thanks General Kay, I have been hoping for something like this. :)

Pigs in Space
10-29-2007, 07:28 PM
No matter what BBC says, I feel all female. Can I get in the girl's dorm please?:)

Why are you on British TV as a transgender?

Cat of Ulthar
10-29-2007, 07:58 PM
Why are you on British TV as a transgender?

I once did a BBCScience "What gender is your brain" test. According to the test, I am an average male.;)

doc
10-30-2007, 02:44 PM
I am all female. Can I get in the girl's dorm please?

And thanks General Kay, I have been hoping for something like this. :) Why ? So y'all can Man bash us poor guys ~sniff~ :)

I once did a BBCScience "What gender is your brain" test. According to the test, I am an average male.;) Well you do like to show off your mighty sword... :)

Edena_of_Neith
11-12-2007, 03:13 AM
Put up that link to the gender test. I want to see that. :)

Varaj
11-12-2007, 12:45 PM
Put up that link to the gender test. I want to see that. :)


http://www.kaytastrophe.com/vb/showthread.php?p=23602#post23602

Edena_of_Neith
12-09-2007, 02:33 AM
Since Edena started out male, but switched from male to female and back several times, I'd like to ask to join both the Men's and Transgender Forums. :)

Trainz
12-10-2007, 12:14 PM
I'd like access, so that I can talk about the disgusting things those filthy girls do.

Rappaccini's Daughter
12-10-2007, 12:48 PM
Since Edena started out male, but switched from male to female and back several times, I'd like to ask to join both the Men's and Transgender Forums. :)

Unfortunately, I cannot grant your request for access to the Transgender dorms, as your profile indicates that you are male. The dormitories access is based on real-life gender identities, not in-character ones. Sorry for the confusion!

Edena_of_Neith
12-10-2007, 08:57 PM
Well then, put me in the Men's Dormitories. :)

Morbidity
12-11-2007, 04:47 PM
General Kay please tell me the secret knock and password to get into the girls dorm.

Bregh
12-18-2007, 09:50 AM
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