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Limper
08-09-2007, 12:32 PM
I'll soon be consuming a 1lb mushroom and swiss burger from Fuddruckers... does anyone else get kinda high when they eat a bunch of beef?
Keeper of Secrets
08-09-2007, 12:36 PM
<Insert rude comment here>
Lady Fury
08-09-2007, 12:36 PM
My guess is that it isn't the beef getting you high. Do you see pink elephants as well after you eat.
Limper
08-09-2007, 12:37 PM
<Insert rude comment here>

Is that the best you can do? If thats the case maybe we can take up a collection and see if we can bribe Whirligig to let you have your balls back.
Limper
08-09-2007, 12:38 PM
My guess is that it isn't the beef getting you high. Do you see pink elephants as well after you eat.

Not to often... why do you ask?
Droid101
08-09-2007, 12:43 PM
My friend set the record for eating a one pound Fudrucker's burger in six minutes or something. Beat the record!!
Limper
08-09-2007, 12:44 PM
My friend set the record for eating a one pound Fudrucker's burger in six minutes or something. Beat the record!!

If it wasn't something I enjoy the taste of so much I'd take you up on the dare but woofing it that fast would detract from the juicy goodness.
Droid101
08-09-2007, 12:45 PM
If it wasn't something I enjoy the taste of so much I'd take you up on the dare but woofing it that fast would detract from the juicy goodness.

I didn't say it was a good idea, I just told you to do it.
Lady Fury
08-09-2007, 12:46 PM
Not to often... why do you ask?

No reason. Just jotting down a few notes. :cool:
Limper
08-09-2007, 12:51 PM
No reason. Just jotting down a few notes. :cool:

I could use a court historian and a shrink.
Atropine Mama
08-09-2007, 01:05 PM
I could use a court historian and a shrink.

Jesus. I need more sleep -- I read this initially as "I could use a short courtesan and a stick." WTF?
Limper
08-09-2007, 01:13 PM
Jesus. I need more sleep -- I read this initially as "I could use a short courtesan and a stick." WTF?

I could make use of that as well.
Keeper of Secrets
08-09-2007, 01:20 PM
Is that the best you can do? If thats the case maybe we can take up a collection and see if we can bribe Whirligig to let you have your balls back.

Naw, insulting Limper isn't even worth my time any more.
NGRI
08-09-2007, 07:42 PM
It might not be caused by the beef. It could be the "shrooms.
Brynja
08-09-2007, 08:34 PM
No only do i feel like i got hit by a truck my farts are nuclear toxic about 2 hrs later
Janos
08-10-2007, 02:30 AM
It might not be caused by the beef. It could be the "shrooms.

Psst, joke was made back on the 1st page.
Atropine Mama
08-10-2007, 09:44 AM
No only do i feel like i got hit by a truck my farts are nuclear toxic about 2 hrs later

The image of a tiny little woman letting rip mushroom cloud ass bombs is going to make me giggle all day. :D
FeatsofClay
08-10-2007, 09:50 AM
I get sick just thinking about it. Greasy food makes me nauseous and it has been getting worse for 4-5 years. One McDonalds burger and I feel all nauseous and bloated and nasty and sleepy for a day or so.

Mind you, this doesn't stop me from craving very greasy foods, I just get punshed by my stomach when I do it.
Limper
08-10-2007, 09:56 AM
I get sick just thinking about it. Greasy food makes me nauseous and it has been getting worse for 4-5 years. One McDonalds burger and I feel all nauseous and bloated and nasty and sleepy for a day or so.

Mind you, this doesn't stop me from craving very greasy foods, I just get punshed by my stomach when I do it.

I wish I had some form of negative reinforcement like that going for me.
francisca
08-10-2007, 09:58 AM
No only do i feel like i got hit by a truck my farts are nuclear toxic about 2 hrs later

Make sure you bring enough to share with the whole class. :D