My Secret Admirer

[Harry]

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[Freedom Canadian]

Well, at least it's flattering.


- Glass half full Spikey

[Limper]

Well here is to hoping she is a really hot 60 year old woman.

*cheers*

[Varaj]

I would be more worried about they praying to angels and you being the answer then the the age. Look for dead rabbits.

[Janos]

I would be more worried about they praying to angels and you being the answer then the the age. Look for dead rabbits.

Or an angel/genie chained in the basement with its kneecaps broken and constantly muttering "I'll grant your wish, just don't hit me again"

[Varaj]

Or an angel/genie chained in the basement with its kneecaps broken and constantly muttering "I'll grant your wish, just don't hit me again"

What is that Stephen King novel about the author? Replace kidnapped author with Harry Joy.

Is it Misery?

[Kastil]

Ewww... almost creepy stalkerish. :shock:

[Sobek]

Disturbing.

[Janos]

What is that Stephen King novel about the author? Replace kidnapped author with Harry Joy.

Is it Misery?

Yup. Or Boxing Helena for a really creepy counter-gender example.

[Harry]

Whe

[Limper]

When I looked her up via Google, the fact that she's just up from the road bothered me quite a bit. I spend a large portion of my time at home sitting at this desk, next to a large window. I've had the blinds closed tight ever since.

The main advantage I have, though, is that I am a first class sneak. It's very hard to blindside me. Now that I know for certain what she looks like, she'll never get close to me.

Gotta say, I'm rather glad that folks here find this as creepy as I do.

She probably doesn't have any teeth left... imagine what kind of blow job she could hook you up with!

[Janos]

Gotta say, I'm rather glad that folks here find this as creepy as I do.

The length of time is what really did it for me. Once, then showing up and it would be a bit creepy and a bit flattering, and I'd say to go ahead with things (baring the age of course).

But over the course of months and months to keep up that level of interest in you without any feedback or encouragement and playing games all the while? That's definately creepy in my book.

[Freedom Canadian]

She probably doesn't have any teeth left... imagine what kind of blow job she could hook you up with!

Older women make better lovers. An american woman told me so.

[Limper]

Older women make better lovers. An american woman told me so.

You can tell the truth... you dropped by her place on the way home.

[Freedom Canadian]

You can tell the truth... you dropped by her place on the way home.

Nah.

(She got thrown out of the bar before I could get her number.)

[Limper]

Nah.

(She got thrown out of the bar before I could get her number.)

It was a small town I'd bet anyone could have told you where she lived.

Of course if you just drop by you might have to take a number.

[Freedom Canadian]

I hate waiting in line for sex.

[Limper]

I hate waiting in line for sex.

I hear its one of the biggest downsides of Canadas socialist state.

[Harry]

Anot

[Limper]

Another disturbing thing occurred to me while I was shaving just now. There is this chap, around about the same age as the woman, who has approached me a few times on the street, or in random bookstores and such, wanting to shake my hand and chat, and he keeps asking me out for coffee. It's happened over the past five or six months. It has seemed very much like he's staked out some of my haunts. But, I've done my best to avoid him. Putting things together, it may be there is some relation between the man and the woman. They both certainly share a type. He claims to shop at my store, but I've never seen him there. And he mentions god a lot. It would make some sense that they might know each other. Next time I see him, I might try to get some information instead of mumbling and walking away.

Part of the difficulty lies in that they both say they are my customers, which forces upon me certain professional responsibilities.

Sounds like they are wanting to make a Harry Joy sandwich.

[The Winslow]

Putting things together, it may be there is some relation between the man and the woman.

Well, the obvious is that they're one and the same, and you just mistook her for a guy.

It happens, when they're old and ugly enough.

Good luck!

[Limper]

Well, the obvious is that they're one and the same, and you just mistook her for a guy.

It happens, when they're old and ugly enough.

Good luck!

Oh dayum! That may be creepier than my post.

[Freedom Canadian]

Maybe they're part of some old people conspiracy. Like possibly they need to harvest you pituitary gland to make a youth potion and they are studying you to prepare their trap. Like in Cocoon.

[Ancalagon]

Sounds like they are wanting to make a Harry Joy sandwich.

Or maybe the woman IS the man! Or vice versa! Transgender action baby!

edit: darnation - I was reading this tread when I left, got back, and hit reply and didn't refresh... beaten to the punch!

Anywho...

Be honest dude. If she was hot, you wouldn't be writing here, you'd be at her place banging her brains out.

[Kastil]

Jesus Chirst, Harry! Run for your life!!!!! :ahhh:

[Harry]

Be honest dude. If she was hot, you wouldn't be writing here, you'd be at her place banging her brains out.

:kickcan:

[Janos]

Be honest dude. If she was hot, you wouldn't be writing here, you'd be at her place banging her brains out.

That wouldn't change the fact that the girl has been really stalkerish though. It just means that particular trait might be more tolerable.

[The Winslow]

Oh, I know! Give her Droid's address and phone number!

[Limper]

Oh, I know! Give her Droid's address and phone number!

Brilliant! Problem solved.

[doc]

Maybe she'll give you a gum job Harry

[Brynja]

Harry, maybe the dude is her friend she has begged/asked to help her with her hairbrained ideas here. I mean friends seems about right, he is trying to chat you up, get to be your friend then "oops have you met my friend Bea Arthur"

[doc]

Maybe she has a daughter/ grand daughter she's trying to fix you up with.

[Harry]

Harry, maybe the dude is her friend she has begged/asked to help her with her hairbrained ideas here. I mean friends seems about right, he is trying to chat you up, get to be your friend then "oops have you met my friend Bea Arthur"

That is what I suspect.

[doc]

Maybe she wants a cheaper price for her veggies ?

[Freedom Canadian]

Maybe she wants a cheaper price for her veggies ?

I know that's why I've been trying to seduce Harry these last six months.

[Harry]

I

[PWD]

So you're all for the meaningless sex without any talking? Just as well, more time to hear the bones creaking on your paramours.

[Harry]

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[doc]

Yep

[Freedom Canadian]

Uh-uh.

[Ancalagon]

*nods*

[there_is_no_bob]

Tell me about it.

[Varaj]

Despite how much I yak around here, and despite the fact that my employer pays me to be open and talkative, I don't really open my yap much outside of work. I'm the guy who will sit on the porch with you, occasionally saying "Yep".

Went to my buddy Don's shop later this afternoon, and spent most of my time encouraging the others to talk. Remember the guy who told me the great monkey story a few months ago? He has more of them. Turns out the monkey was named Herbie. See, at the time, the guy worked at a steel mill, and there was this guy named Herbie...

I love that kind of afternoon. So, I listen and say "Yep" a lot.


I often will not talk as well. In fact, interesting story, just the other day I was at a friends house, nice guy who once took us to shriner convention, did you know that shriner don't really shrine but that mummies do and did you know that mummies don't talk much either, anyhoo well at my friends house, the one that did the shriners, we sat and talked, well he talked and I listened because I very rarely say anything which is probably from a medical condition I have. I don't mean to complain but it is a fascinating illness caused by the onset of summer interacting with my spleen...(several hours later)...yeah I don't talk alot either.

[The Winslow]

That reminds me of a friend's dad who talked about his job. He's an educator, hosts troubled children and helps them get rid of their problems.

And so he babbled for a whole hour about how the most important part of his job was to listen to the others, never interrupting his logorrhoea to let us say even the smallest word. :lol:

[doc]

*nods*

Nurther Beer ?

[Limper]

I'm very quiet in real life myself.