Most evil word in the English language:

[Scarbonac]

"Catherer".

[Sobek]

I assume you mean "catheter".

[Sobek]

WTF? I thought the system caught double-posts.

[Scarbonac]

I assume you mean "catheter".

Yes; apparently the computer I'm using doesn't have spellcheck.


God-dammit.

[Pigs in Space]

Anyway...

Tell us the story.

[Limper]

"Catherer".

The firey burn of its removal or the excrusiating inverting burn of its insertion?

[Limper]

WTF? I thought the system caught double-posts.

It caught this one just fine.

[Scarbonac]

The firey burn of its removal or the excrusiating inverting burn of its insertion?

It gets worse?

:backaway::bawling:

[Limper]

It gets worse?

:backaway::bawling:

When they pull it out it feels like your dick just got turned inside out from the base to the tip and burns like hell for a few hours... they they want you to take a leak so that they can make sure you aren't damaged and you discover just how fiery your own piss can be.

[Freedom Canadian]

When they pull it out it feels like your dick just got turned inside out from the base to the tip and burns like hell for a few hours... they they want you to take a leak so that they can make sure you aren't damaged and you discover just how fiery your own piss can be.

And THEN the real pain starts. :grey:

[Limper]

And THEN the real pain starts. :grey:

Hush now I don't want to scare the poor guy.

[Scarbonac]

I thought that the worst part was "We've hit the bladder."

[Varaj]

All mine have been pretty painless.

[Limper]

All mine have been pretty painless.

So you could pass the baby yourself your urethra is so large?

[Varaj]

So you could pass the baby yourself your urethra is so large?

Does it count that I have two urethras? From the bladder to the base of the penis I have two. Fear my leet mutation!

[Limper]

Does it count that I have two urethras? From the bladder to the base of the penis I have two. Fear my leet mutation!

What we have there is proof positive that there is no guiding intellegence to evolution.

[Janos]

What we have there is proof positive that there is no guiding intellegence to evolution.

What are you talking about? That helps him pee twice as much to mark his territory. That's why this place always has that funky smell.

[Varaj]

What are you talking about? That helps him pee twice as much to mark his territory. That's why this place always has that funky smell.

I'm the only guy that I know that gets to tell pregnant women, "must be nice to go that little" when they start complaining about having to pee all the time. :lol:

[Harry]

The firey burn of its removal or the excrusiating inverting burn of its insertion?

After the surgery on my right hip, I discovered that there are two distinct ways in which a catheter can be inserted and removed. Method #1 - Female Nurse: Insertion, cram that sucker in; Removal, yank that sucker out. Method #2 - Male Nurse: Insertion, easy bro, easy; Removal, easy bro, easy.

In this matter, I prefer having a male nurse.

hth

[Varaj]

Women have a very short, straight urethra (thus the higher rate of UTIs). Men have a much longer one and it has a few bends. If you get somebody that is use to threading women, heaven help you.

[Kastil]

I don't think it's a pleasant experience for women either. :grumpy:
It messes me up every time I have to have one of those. It makes me feel like I have a bladder infection and i have to pee every five minutes. Thus, I try to avoid anything to put me into that situation.

[Varaj]

I don't think it's a pleasant experience for women either. :grumpy:

I don't think anybody suggested otherwise. Just that boys and girls need to be threaded differently.

[Pigs in Space]

I have decided that "threaded" is the worst word in the english language.

[seizure salad]

I don't think it's a pleasant experience for women either. :grumpy:


i woke up from blacking out during a seizure wed with a catheter in (i had the seizure while sitting on the comode). damn did it hurt when they ripped it out that night. i am finally starting to feel ok today.

[cnath.rm]

Might I recommend NOT eating any kind of citrus till it (the cath) has been out for awhile?

[doc]

Does it count that I have two urethras? From the bladder to the base of the penis I have two. Fear my leet mutation!

Does it make a good stream ?

I had a nurse in a foul mood take mine out, I guess her husband had pissed her off before she went to work *ouch*.

[Schizm]

the only time I ever had one I was in such incredible pain / shock that I didn't really notice it going in (getting run over by a car will do that to you).

When it came out though, my got the pain...

[FeatsofClay]

Mine wasn't terrible. Unconcious for insertion, removal was somewhere beween discomfort and ecstasy.

[Scarbonac]

Had mine out today...there is something to what Clay says.

[Pigs in Space]

Oh god, will someone please close this thread?

[Edena_of_Neith]

And.

The start of run on sentences everywhere.

EDIT:

Mine.

The absolute core word of reality around here ...