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Limper
10-05-2007, 10:29 AM
Fraternities move away from party image

By ALAN SCHER ZAGIER, Associated Press Writer
Thu Oct 4, 6:16 AM ET

COLUMBIA, Mo. - The basement of the Sigma Phi Epsilon house at the University of Missouri-Columbia is filled with familiar fraternity icons like a well-worn pool table, stacks of violent films like "Kill Bill" on DVD, and of course, the stench of stale beer.

A closer look reveals a much different scene. With the soothing sounds of a "Zen Cafe" CD playing in the background, Sig Ep brothers listen raptly as a campus yoga instructor leads them through a series of contortionist poses during an 8 a.m. workout.

Early morning yoga is just one of the changes at the fraternity since the Missouri chapter adopted its "Balanced Man" program in 2006 — just a few years after the university punished the chapter for hazing.

Now, there are trips to the opera, wine tastings and documentary film screenings. And by eliminating the pledging system — a tradition of initiation critics say encourages hazing — new members are treated as equals from the start.

"I didn't really feel like the traditional fraternity life was for me," said Tony Brown, a sophomore journalism major at Sigma Phi Epsilon. "I wanted a place I could come into and immediately feel respected."

For years, fraternity pledges were forced to perform menial tasks, memorize arcane fraternity history and willingly submit to verbal and sometimes physical abuse — all to prove their loyalty and devotion to the group.

That all changed at the Missouri chapter of Sigma Phi Epsilon when the national organization cleaned house last year following the hazing incident in which a group of pledges were told to "kidnap" an unwitting older member - a prank that caused worried onlookers to call campus police.

The national group kicked out a dozen members who didn't measure up to their new standards, which include a minimum 2.6 grade point average, said chapter president Keith Ziercher. Another 41 members chose not to return under the revamped system.

For the members who remained, skepticism ran high.

"It was kind of difficult for us," Ziercher said. It's been a hard transition."

After the national purge, membership had dwindled to 32 men at Missouri. But over the past two semesters, another 25 have joined — many attracted by the opportunity to build friendships through mutual respect, not servitude.

"We have ways of building brotherhood without the fear that goes along with hazing," said Brown. "We can accomplish the same thing."

After decades of wrestling with the stigma and the legal liabilities created by alcohol abuse, cheating, poor grades, hazing and other problems, fraternity leaders across the country are looking to reinvent — if not restore — the ideals of going Greek.

At Missouri, four of the 28 traditional Greek fraternities have eliminated pledging. The change isn't new on campus — Lambda Chi Alpha took that step nationally more than three decades ago.

Nationally, programs such as Beta Theta Pi's "Men of Principle," Lambda Chi Alpha's "True Brother Initiative" and the Sigma Phi Epsilon "Balanced Man" effort seek a return to the roots of campus Greek life. Organizers talk of honor, virtue, scholarship, civic engagement and other core values.

Nearly 80 percent of Sigma Phi Epsilon's 253 chapters participate in the voluntary initiative, which began in 1992, said Matthew Ontell, who directs the national Sigma Phi Epsilon initiative. Ontell said the changes have helped make Sigma Phi Epsilon the nation's largest fraternity.

"We're doing our best to destroy the frat boy stereotype," he said. "This is what Greek life is supposed to be about — holding men to a higher standard."

How is turning men into simpering emo metrosexual entitlement monkeys raising the bar?

Harry
10-05-2007, 11:09 AM
How is turning men into simpering emo metrosexual entitlement monkeys raising the bar?

I've gotten into the habit of shaving my ears about once a month or so. Does that make me metrosexual? :lookaround:

doc
10-05-2007, 11:12 AM
How often do you shave your Nads ?

Harry
10-05-2007, 11:15 AM
How often do you shave your Nads ?

I don't, but I'm known to clip my toenails. Help me, Doc. I think I'm sinking....

doc
10-05-2007, 11:22 AM
OMG next you'll be puttin foo foo stuff under your armpits !!!:shock:

Harry
10-05-2007, 11:25 AM
OMG next you'll be puttin foo foo stuff under your armpits !!!:shock:

:runaway:

Limper
10-05-2007, 11:46 AM
I've gotten into the habit of shaving my ears about once a month or so. Does that make me metrosexual? :lookaround:

Do you do it to a Yanni CD?

TiQuinn
10-05-2007, 11:50 AM
Do you do it to a Yanni CD?


I've got Yanni Performs Andrew Lloyd Webber.


help me.

please.

Glass
10-05-2007, 11:55 AM
I've got Yanni Performs Andrew Lloyd Webber.


help me.

please.
*shoots TiQuinn*

Sorry, folks, it was the only help available to him.

Janos
10-05-2007, 12:41 PM
*shoots TiQuinn*

Sorry, folks, it was the only help available to him.

You know that's contagious right?

*shoots Glass from long range*

Sorry, folks, it was the only help available to him.

PWD
10-05-2007, 12:46 PM
*nukes Janos from orbit*

Sorry, it was the only way to be sure.

Limper
10-05-2007, 12:53 PM
*opens jar of Captain Trips*

See ya meat thanks for playing!

Varaj
10-05-2007, 01:53 PM
/me
shaves with the grain
uses two products to ease burn
washes hair and conditions and treats
ex foliates
trims and plucks

/ready for nukes

PWD
10-05-2007, 02:02 PM
Sissy. I shave against the grain with a dull blade and cold water, because that's how I like it. If I was nice to my skin it might start expecting it.

/belch

Varaj
10-05-2007, 02:09 PM
Sissy. I shave against the grain with a dull blade and cold water, because that's how I like it. If I was nice to my skin it might start expecting it.

/belch


Bah when I was a kid my dad beat me if I used anything but a butter knife I had sharpened myself using a rock. Water was right out.

PWD
10-05-2007, 02:11 PM
Bah when I was a kid my dad beat me if I used anything but a butter knife I had sharpened myself using a rock. Water was right out.

You sharpened your butter knife?!?

/point
/laugh

I had to use a rusty lawnmower blade until I got a paper route and could afford my own dull razors. If I was real lucky, dad wouldn't fire the thing up while I was using it, just to see me jump.

Still, I suppose I was lucky, my younger brother had to use the whipper snipper.

Varaj
10-05-2007, 02:23 PM
You sharpened your butter knife?!?

/point
/laugh

I had to use a rusty lawnmower blade until I got a paper route and could afford my own dull razors. If I was real lucky, dad wouldn't fire the thing up while I was using it, just to see me jump.

Still, I suppose I was lucky, my younger brother had to use the whipper snipper.

Of course I sharpened it. I wasn't poor. :what:

Northcott
10-05-2007, 03:05 PM
I shave against the grain with a dull blade and cold water...


So do I. It's the best way to avoid razor-burn. I've got exceptionally thick, coarse hair, so I splash down with cold water to close the pores, lather up, and shave against the grain with a blade I've now been using for two months or so. That way the hairs don't get cut too close and retreat back under the skin, causing the razor burn.

As it is, I still have to dig through the skin to get at the friggin' stubble sometimes.

TiQuinn
10-05-2007, 03:25 PM
Best way to avoid razor burn: Don't shave.

SmokestackJones
10-06-2007, 09:42 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo

Dark Jezter
10-06-2007, 10:54 AM
How is turning men into simpering emo metrosexual entitlement monkeys raising the bar?
QFMFT.

What is the world coming to when fraternities are about doing shit like Yoga and going to the opera instead of holding keggers and tormenting the pledges? John Belushi is turning in his grave right now.