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Limper
10-04-2007, 12:52 PM
Something is different.
Limper
10-04-2007, 12:57 PM
Adjust your horz. hold
Oh you are so very clever today... why did that suddenly start?
Oh you are so very clever today... why did that suddenly start?
Haven't you've heard that wisdom comes with age ? God I feel old today :\
Limper
10-04-2007, 01:11 PM
Haven't you've heard that wisdom comes with age ? God I feel old today :\
Wisdom comes from pain... Old comes from age.
Wisdom comes from pain... Old comes from age.
Got that too, came out my door today to get the paper and stepped on a beer bottle someone left in the driveway (proberly looking to break in), sliced a nice gash , between stitches and a tetenus shot Doc is not in a good mood.
Limper
10-04-2007, 01:18 PM
Got that too, came out my door today to get the paper and stepped on a beer bottle someone left in the driveway (proberly looking to break in), sliced a nice gash , between stitches and a tetenus shot Doc is not in a good mood.
Since you were young they invented these things called... SHOES. You should get a pair and try wearing them.
Since you were young they invented these things called... SHOES. You should get a pair and try wearing them.
:cry: no sympathy for the old fart ?? You are a cruel person for one so young. I just woke up, it was lucky I put on pants much less shoes.
Limper
10-04-2007, 01:22 PM
:cry: no sympathy for the old fart ?? You are a cruel person for one so young. I just woke up, it was lucky I put on pants much less shoes.
Where I come from we call that getting what we ask for.
Where I come from we call that getting what we ask for.
~sniff~ You're hard man, O well least I have a reason to fuck off today :)
Limper
10-04-2007, 01:28 PM
~sniff~ You're hard man, O well least I have a reason to fuck off today :)
I find breathing reason enough for that.
I find breathing reason enough for that.
I'm on leave, ie laid off due to the project ending and no work, for a few weeks (drawing unemployment), so I'm kicked back at the GFs (she's asleep) waiting for the kidlets to get home from school.
Limper
10-04-2007, 02:18 PM
I'm on leave, ie laid off due to the project ending and no work, for a few weeks (drawing unemployment), so I'm kicked back at the GFs (she's asleep) waiting for the kidlets to get home from school.
So whats it like dating a blind lady?
:) asshole, she thinks I hang the moon also the picture on the wall and the curtains....
Limper
10-04-2007, 02:42 PM
:) asshole, she thinks I hang the moon also the picture on the wall and the curtains....
Only because she can't see that you're sitting on her couch, eating her food and scratching your nuts.
Considering that she spends time at my house sitting on the couch, drinking my beer and playing with my nuts we'll call it even
Limper
10-04-2007, 02:50 PM
Considering that she spends time at my house sitting on the couch, drinking my beer and playing with my nuts we'll call it even
She must have a very sensitive tactile sense to find something that small through all that hair and those warts.
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when theyre held for pleasure
Theyre the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
Its my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night
:tongue:
_Michael
10-05-2007, 07:24 PM
~sniff~ You're hard man, O well least I have a reason to fuck off today :)
WTF you need a reason to fuck off?
Come work where I work Doc. We fuck off all damn day and maybe find time to work.
WTF you need a reason to fuck off?
Come work where I work Doc. We fuck off all damn day and maybe find time to work.
I'm the asshole in charge normally
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