What do you want to be when you grow up?

[Limper]

So what is it that you want to do for a living?

I want to be a man of liesure and manage my assets

[FeatsofClay]

I wanna make and sell art.

[Keeper of Secrets]

So what is it that you want to do for a living?

I want to be a man of liesure and manage my assets

I wanna be a game show host.

[Xavier Lang]

I want to be a programmer.

[Limper]

I wanna be a game show host.

I'd watch you if that ever comes to pass.

[Ancalagon]

I wanna be a game show host.

having met you in person, I honestly think you wouldn't be bad at it.

[Dawnstar]

I honestly just want to be a good wife and mother. Those are the important things to me right now.

[Atropine Mama]

I want to be a motherfuckin' rock star. Seriously.

But I'll settle for novelist.

[Varaj]

Spy/pornographer

[Prorpger]

I want to be John Shaft.

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e24/prorpger/shaftcover.jpg

[Limper]

I want to be John Shaft.

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e24/prorpger/shaftcover.jpg

Of all the dreams in this thread you have the furthest to go.

[Prorpger]

My parents told me I could be anything if I put my mind to it.

[Lady Fury]

I want to be the Queen of England. I just need to find a way to make sure that Kate Middleton chick stays away from my prince.:mad:

[Limper]

My parents told me I could be anything if I put my mind to it.

Growing 5 inches in height and turning black just doesn't happen that often.

[Atropine Mama]

I want to be the Queen of England. I just need to find a way to make sure that Kate Middleton chick stays away from my prince.:mad:

You want to die in a paparazzi chase? You want Keeper of Secrets to hate you?

[Lady Fury]

You want to die in a paparazzi chase? You want Keeper of Secrets to hate you?

Fuck that. I'm no Princess Di. That bitch had no clue what she was doing.The only good thing she ever did was have William.

I have been studying all my life for this. Once my dream is made reality, all of England will be as it should. :D

[Limper]

Fuck that. I'm no Princess Di. That bitch had no clue what she was doing.The only good thing she ever did was have William.

I have been studying all my life for this. Once my dream is made reality, all of England will be as it should. :D

Part of Normandy?

[Lady Fury]

Part of Normandy?

You're one of them aren't you?:eek:

[Prorpger]

Part of Normandy?

Normandy had their chance.

[Limper]

You're one of them aren't you?:eek:

Probably so.

[Keeper of Secrets]

having met you in person, I honestly think you wouldn't be bad at it.

Thanks. I can't decide if I want to be the host of something zany like Wheel of Fortune or the host of something deadly like the Running Man. Surely there is some way to combine the two.

[Limper]

Thanks. I can't decide if I want to be the host of something zany like Wheel of Fortune or the host of something deadly like the Running Man. Surely there is some way to combine the two.

Wheel of Torture?

[Keeper of Secrets]

Wheel of Torture?

We have a winnah!

[strawberry]

I kinda want to be a cougar, but I think my ass is too big. :(

Also I'm not nearly rich enough.

[Limper]

I kinda want to be a cougar, but I think my ass is too big. :(

Also I'm not nearly rich enough.

I don't think the size of your ass matters its whether you can throw a hind leg in the air and lick it that makes you a member of the feline family.

But if you want to post pictures so we can decide if your ass is to big feel free... you'll get nothing but honest criticism from us.

[strawberry]

But if you want to post pictures so we can decide if your ass is to big feel free... you'll get nothing but honest criticism from us.

That's what I'm afraid of. :p

[Limper]

That's what I'm afraid of. :p

Its not like we'd be mean or anything, this is a new place and that place is a house of compassion.

[strawberry]

Its not like we'd be mean or anything, this is a new place and that place is a house of compassion.

I don't forget everything I learn, you know.

[Limper]

I don't forget everything I learn, you know.

Yes you do.

[NGRI]

Thanks. I can't decide if I want to be the host of something zany like Wheel of Fortune or the host of something deadly like the Running Man. Surely there is some way to combine the two.

So you want to grow up to be Richard Dawson?

[Janos]

I'd like to get paid to travel around the country and kick people in the nuts for being stupid on the internet.

[NGRI]

I want to grow up to be fat, stupid, lazy and work at a dead end job. My mom is very proud that I acheived all my goals at a relatively young age.

[Keeper of Secrets]

I'd like to get paid to travel around the country and kick people in the nuts for being stupid on the internet.

I'll pay you to go whack a few people in the nuts.

[Limper]

I'll pay you to go whack a few people in the nuts.

Starting with the Tigerpump crowd.

[francisca]

I don't want to grow up.

[francisca]

I want to grow up to be fat, stupid, lazy and work at a dead end job. My mom is very proud that I acheived all my goals at a relatively young age.

Clearly, having achieved all that at a young age, you clearly aren't lazy. :p

[Lisa Nadazdy]

Who the fuck says I want to grow up?

[keryn]

Honestly? I want to make the food that people love to eat better for them while making it taste better. I have a dream...oh wait...that's not my speech. Anyhow...I do believe that food is an important part of our culture and our lives. Making it healthier while still making it yummy, convenient, and cheap...that's my dream.

[Atropine Mama]

Who the fuck says I want to grow up?

Oooo, Lisa just won. :awesome:

[Maynard G. Krebs]

Skipper of a boat.

Not that boat.

[Scarbonac]

I wanna be fawned over and seXXoRed up by a large group of hawt young wimmen.

Who have anime hair-colors and bare pubes.


Failing that, I wanna be the decider of who lives and who dies.

[Tink]

I would love to quit what I am doing and go to Culinary School. Then I could open a B&B, a restaurant, and a Coffee House, and retire from the rat race.

[Tink]

I'd like to get paid to travel around the country and kick people in the nuts for being stupid on the internet.


:p It's not all it's cracked up to be....

[strawberry]

I would love to quit what I am doing and go to Culinary School. Then I could open a B&B, a restaurant, and a Coffee House, and retire from the rat race.

Not only that, but you would get to make fun of people who are still in the rat race!

[Thoth-Amon]

I want to rule the world from my throne built upon the bodies of my opponents.

[Pigs in Space]

I'm gonna grow a long white beard, and be a grumpy old man.

And continually tell people how they have it easy, and how they don't respect their elders.

It's gonna be sweeeet.

[Lady Fury]

I want to rule the world from my throne built upon the bodies of my opponents.

I find your views intriguing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

[doc]

I'm gonna grow a long white beard, and be a grumpy old man.

And continually tell people how they have it easy, and how they don't respect their elders.

It's gonna be sweeeet.

Not all it's cracked up to be

I want to be a heartbreker and a baby maker, that or Limper

[Dacke]

I want to be a rich slacker, and I'm halfway there already.

[Thoth-Amon]

I find your views intriguing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Infidel.

[Hastur T. Fannon]

Full-time writer

[pandiculator]

an English professor.

[Pigs in Space]

Not all it's cracked up to be

I want to be a heartbreker and a baby maker, that or Limper

What's the problem with it?

[Badwednesday]

Oooooh.... Sweet combo Varaj

[Badwednesday]

Wildlife rehabilitation

[Atropine Mama]

A space captain! :astronaut:

[PWD]

Sex Addict rehabilitation

FIFM

[Atropine Mama]

Sexphobics rehabilitation!

(PWD I think you've got it backwards, unless you want to cure people from wanting so much sex :confused:)

[PWD]

Sexphobics rehabilitation!

(PWD I think you've got it backwards, unless you want to cure people from wanting so much sex :confused:)

No, I want to fail dramatically at my job, and yet be continually presented with new opportunities. :D

[Keeper of Secrets]

No, I want to fail dramatically at my job, and yet be continually presented with new opportunities. :D

I have always wanted to be a PWD wrangler.

[Atropine Mama]

No, I want to fail dramatically at my job, and yet be continually presented with new opportunities. :D

Oh. Makes perfect sense, then! Carry on.

[shabois]

I want to be Hugh Hefner. If anyone has the life its him.

[bunny]

I'd love to be a Victoria Secret model with a painfully rich sugar daddy. Doesn't get much lazier than that.

More realistically, I'd love to produce awesome independent films. Stuff like Waking Life, Swimming with the Sharks or Reservoir Dogs. Nothing that ever becomes insanely popular, but stuff worth watching.

And if I get the time, I'd love to write a few.

Failing that, I wouldn't mind being a cat when I grow up. I'd get to walk around naked all the time, sleep all day and every time I walk into a room everyone would pay attention to me.:D

[mollygrue]

i like the way you think.

at my house, there are cats, and their domestic services staff (me)

[Janos]

Failing that, I wouldn't mind being a cat when I grow up. I'd get to walk around naked all the time, sleep all day and every time I walk into a room everyone would pay attention to me.:D

You missed the best part of being a cat. You're flexible enough to lick your own crotch. That opens up all sorts of possibilities.

[bunny]

You missed the best part of being a cat. You're flexible enough to lick your own crotch. That opens up all sorts of possibilities.

Ehh, I was never really into licking my own crotch. I do like the flexible back for new and interesting sleeping positions though. Cats have the best sleeping positions.