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doc
10-03-2007, 03:11 PM
So is there anything that your spouse, lover or fuck buddy does in the bedroom not of the carnel nature that you want to share ?

When we talk in bed and she wants to show that she's pissed my GF pulls out my nipple hair or rather the hair around my nipples. And I believe that her nude yoga stretches are to torment me.
Pigs in Space
10-03-2007, 06:14 PM
The beautiful BA likes to talk a lot.

For some reason she can be sleepy all day and then when we get into bed and I'm getting all drowsy - I'm a captive audience - she perks up and starts talking to me about all the million things she wasn't thinking about the entire previous part of the day while I was awake.

love you hun.
Hatter
10-04-2007, 10:28 AM
My SO reads stories to me.
Squash Cop
10-04-2007, 12:48 PM
Bed and blanket hog, snores and hits me in her sleep.
doc
10-04-2007, 12:49 PM
The beautiful BA likes to talk a lot.

For some reason she can be sleepy all day and then when we get into bed and I'm getting all drowsy - I'm a captive audience - she perks up and starts talking to me about all the million things she wasn't thinking about the entire previous part of the day while I was awake.

love you hun. Yeah been there too, thats when my hairs are usually plucked when I doze off

My SO reads stories to me. Sci-fi ??
Janos
10-04-2007, 01:50 PM
Bed and blanket hog here too. I'm the snoring one and often drive her from the room though.
Hatter
10-04-2007, 04:26 PM
Sci-fi ??

Comedy.
doc
10-09-2007, 12:56 PM
Comedy.

Least it's not Stephen King's Dolores Claiborne
Priss
10-10-2007, 10:33 PM
Bed and blanket hog, gropes me in his sleep, and wake sup to take a drink of something and almost always spills it in bed.
Tetsubo
10-18-2007, 04:49 PM
My wife sleeps in the middle of the bed. She is convinced that is where the "sleepy goodness" lies... which means that I get a small slice of mattress even though we have a queen sized bed... we slept on a king once, it was nice...
Cat of Ulthar
10-26-2007, 09:55 PM
The SO has sleep apneu, screaming nightmares, snores, dreams of being pursued so makes running and fighting motions in bed, and usually has something or other broken, bruised or sprained so that staying in one position is painful.

It's a wonder I get any sleep at all.:grey:
doc
10-31-2007, 12:03 PM
The SO has sleep apneu, screaming nightmares, snores, dreams of being pursued so makes running and fighting motions in bed, and usually has something or other broken, bruised or sprained so that staying in one position is painful.

It's a wonder I get any sleep at all.:grey:

Well if you wasn't so violent you both might get some sleep :), whats the injuries from ?
Limper
11-01-2007, 12:54 PM
The SO has sleep apneu, screaming nightmares, snores, dreams of being pursued so makes running and fighting motions in bed, and usually has something or other broken, bruised or sprained so that staying in one position is painful.

It's a wonder I get any sleep at all.:grey:

I'd so get a seperate beds... in seperate rooms.