View Full Version : Why is Keeper so fucking crabby?
Limper
08-09-2007, 09:13 AM
So why do yall think he is so crabby and full of hate all of a sudden? He vanished for a while and comes back full of vitriol, bile and hate.
I think Whirli cut him off.
Brynja
08-09-2007, 09:18 AM
I don't know but maybe there will be a rant about it. Those are entertaining.
Keeper of Secrets
08-09-2007, 09:18 AM
I'll tell you why! I saw a poster named 'Hood' who pissed me off. All I could think of was a nasty old clitoral hood for weeks!
Limper
08-09-2007, 09:20 AM
I'll tell you why! I saw a poster named 'Hood' who pissed me off. All I could think of was a nasty old clitoral hood for weeks!
Every time I see you flapping your pie hole I'm reminded of a vagina like a grilled cheese sandwich.
Keeper of Secrets
08-09-2007, 09:48 AM
Every time I see you flapping your pie hole I'm reminded of a vagina like a grilled cheese sandwich.
You must watch a lot of Dr. Ruth-centric porn.
Limper
08-09-2007, 09:52 AM
You must watch a lot of Dr. Ruth-centric porn.
Given that you were the one to find Tigerpump I wouldn't go throwing stones.
Keeper of Secrets
08-09-2007, 10:09 AM
Given that you were the one to find Tigerpump I wouldn't go throwing stones.
Tigerpump? What the Hell is that?
Limper
08-09-2007, 10:12 AM
Tigerpump? What the Hell is that?
Don't lie! That was your fucked up attempt to top Goatse. Go look at it again and I bet you'll recall it.
Xavier Lang
08-09-2007, 10:18 AM
So why do yall think he is so crabby and full of hate all of a sudden? He vanished for a while and comes back full of vitriol, bile and hate.
Trainz's daughter turned him down.
Limper
08-09-2007, 10:23 AM
Trainz's daughter turned him down.
I doubt that Trainz daughter doesn't turn anyone down.
Xavier Lang
08-09-2007, 10:23 AM
I doubt that Trainz daughter doesn't turn anyone down.
Why do you think he's so pissed?
Limper
08-09-2007, 10:24 AM
Why do you think he's so pissed?
AQ was a little rough on him last night?
strawberry
08-09-2007, 10:26 AM
AQ was a little rough on him last night?
Or not rough enough.
Keeper of Secrets
08-09-2007, 10:26 AM
Don't lie! That was your fucked up attempt to top Goatse. Go look at it again and I bet you'll recall it.
Shit I have no idea. If you job my memory I might be able to recall. Seriously. Now you have me curious.
Limper
08-09-2007, 10:27 AM
Shit I have no idea. If you job my memory I might be able to recall. Seriously. Now you have me curious.
Go take a look it defies description.
Keeper of Secrets
08-09-2007, 10:33 AM
Go take a look it defies description.
Before I do a search, I can only assume this is NOT work safe.
Limper
08-09-2007, 10:34 AM
Before I do a search, I can only assume this is NOT work safe.
Not even close... its also not even close to sanity safe.
Keeper of Secrets
08-09-2007, 10:35 AM
Not even close... its also not even close to sanity safe.
Damn, man. And *I* posted this at some point? How can I not remember this?
Limper
08-09-2007, 10:38 AM
Damn, man. And *I* posted this at some point? How can I not remember this?
No idea man. Maybe the brain cells that stored that data commited suicide on thier own.
Keeper of Secrets
08-09-2007, 10:56 AM
No idea man. Maybe the brain cells that stored that data commited suicide on thier own.
My Google fu must be off today. I did a search for it and just got Tiger Woods pumping his fist in the air.
Limper
08-09-2007, 11:01 AM
My Google fu must be off today. I did a search for it and just got Tiger Woods pumping his fist in the air.
tigerpump.com and/or monsternuts.com
The site had a bunch of gay guys on it who had injected thier junk with saline solution and used a cok pump to get their nuts and stuff as big as a basketball.
Why're you complaining? I like the new KoS. Beats the shit out of "why should I care?" KoS. :D
Limper
08-09-2007, 11:21 AM
Why're you complaining? I like the new KoS. Beats the shit out of "why should I care?" KoS. :D
He has stolen your thunder.
He has stolen your thunder.
He is but a pretender to the throne.
Lady Fury
08-09-2007, 11:54 AM
Why're you complaining? I like the new KoS. Beats the shit out of "why should I care?" KoS. :D
He has stolen your thunder.
PWD turned into a carebeard. Maybe KT will be able to whip this pussy into shape. Some one needs to.
Keeper of Secrets
08-09-2007, 12:09 PM
PWD turned into a carebeard. Maybe KT will be able to whip this pussy into shape. Some one needs to.
The idea of PWD as a carebeard tickles me in a special place.
Droid101
08-09-2007, 12:10 PM
The idea of PWD as a carebeard tickles me in a special place.
Your clavicle?
Keeper of Secrets
08-09-2007, 12:10 PM
tigerpump.com and/or monsternuts.com
The site had a bunch of gay guys on it who had injected thier junk with saline solution and used a cok pump to get their nuts and stuff as big as a basketball.
AHHHHHHHHH. Now I remember. Thanks! You want more?
Atropine Mama
08-09-2007, 12:27 PM
PWD turned into a carebeard. Maybe KT will be able to whip this pussy into shape. Some one needs to.
I hear she's the best at making pussies do what she wants. :lookaround:
Blue Eyed Frau
08-09-2007, 01:39 PM
I hear she's the best at making pussies do what she wants. :lookaround:
:p Well there you go then , :D
Keeper of Secrets
08-09-2007, 02:01 PM
Pussy Whipped Dope :)
Pussy Whipped Dope :)
See if I White Knight you ever again! :mad:
Keeper of Secrets
08-09-2007, 02:33 PM
See if I White Knight you ever again! :mad:
Bah. You're getting soft. We're gonna have to change your tagline to 'World's Biggest Carebeard: WBC.' You weren't mean enough to RW. You don't have it in you. I dare you to turn up the heat on him. Puss.
Janos
08-09-2007, 03:06 PM
See if I White Knight you ever again! :mad:
If you admit to white knighting him, you've just accepted your pussy crown. Please done the royal bronze flaps.
Keeper of Secrets
08-09-2007, 05:22 PM
If you admit to white knighting him, you've just accepted your pussy crown. Please done the royal bronze flaps.
Janos are you coming to my defense, in effect, white knighting for me?
Janos
08-09-2007, 05:36 PM
Janos are you coming to my defense, in effect, white knighting for me?
Nope, just taking the kick of opportunity at PWD's exposed tender bits. I'd kick yours next but flying to Ohio, breaking into your house, and smashing up your mantle seems like a lot of work.
Lisa Nadazdy
08-09-2007, 05:49 PM
Why is he so crabby?
Two words: Man Cramps.
shabois
08-13-2007, 09:41 PM
KoS is crabby because his wife won't let him touch her ample boobs!:D:cool:
Keeper of Secrets
08-13-2007, 09:42 PM
KoS is crabby because his wife won't let him touch her ample boobs!:D:cool:
You have been obsessed with my wife's tits for a long time, dude. ;)
shabois
08-13-2007, 09:48 PM
Obsessed is a strong word, I prefer fascinated...
Dude it is your granny that is obsessed with those Ta Ta's, not me! ;)
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