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Limper
08-09-2007, 09:04 AM
Lets say you just got home from work and there in your living room all ready and waiting is the person you found most attractive in the world... but they had just died seconds before.
Would you sex them up before calling the authorities?
PS: They are still warm (or if thats not your thing cold).
Keeper of Secrets
08-09-2007, 09:19 AM
Lets say you just got home from work and there in your living room all ready and waiting is the person you found most attractive in the world... but they had just died seconds before.
Would you sex them up before calling the authorities?
PS: They are still warm (or if thats not your thing cold).
Only if it was Trainz' daughter.
Limper
08-09-2007, 09:22 AM
Only if it was Trainz' daughter.
Don't lie it could be Joe McCarthy and you'd tap that as well.
Atropine Mama
08-09-2007, 09:29 AM
Nope, and being icked out isn't the only reason. If there's foul play involved in the death, you want your DNA involved?
Limper
08-09-2007, 09:39 AM
Nope, and being icked out isn't the only reason. If there's foul play involved in the death, you want your DNA involved?
For this delving into the dark corners of human sexuality we are assuming there will be no trouble caused by slacking ones lust of the dead.
Keeper of Secrets
08-09-2007, 09:49 AM
For this delving into the dark corners of human sexuality we are assuming there will be no trouble caused by slacking ones lust of the dead.
I'm a lawyer. I can argue against DNA evidence. So go right ahead, Limper, do it. I got your back.
FeatsofClay
08-09-2007, 10:14 AM
Lets say you just got home from work and there in your living room all ready and waiting is the person you found most attractive in the world... but they had just died seconds before.
Would you sex them up before calling the authorities?
PS: They are still warm (or if thats not your thing cold).
No. I wouldn't even admit to having come up with the scenario.
;)
Xavier Lang
08-09-2007, 10:15 AM
Lets say you just got home from work and there in your living room all ready and waiting is the person you found most attractive in the world... but they had just died seconds before.
Would you sex them up before calling the authorities?
PS: They are still warm (or if thats not your thing cold).
No.
Ancalagon
08-09-2007, 10:22 AM
hell no. Not only is it icky, but I would be quite distraught over your's mom's death.
Dawnstar
08-09-2007, 10:42 AM
All I have to say is YUCK!!! Just the thought makes me want to throw up. It is scary that there are people who actually get off of it.
Limper
08-09-2007, 10:47 AM
All I have to say is YUCK!!! Just the thought makes me want to throw up. It is scary that there are people who actually get off of it.
No matter how fucked up it is there is SOMEONE who will get off on it.
Hell Swap.avi proves that.
strawberry
08-09-2007, 10:53 AM
No way. And besides, I'd be too distracted looking for the Dateline NBC "To Catch A Necrophiliac" camera crew to get in the mood.
Varaj
08-09-2007, 11:09 AM
Throw in a human sized microwave for reheating and you got a deal!
Limper
08-09-2007, 11:09 AM
Throw in a human sized microwave for reheating and you got a deal!
Dude! I thought you had a hottub?
Varaj
08-09-2007, 11:11 AM
Dude! I thought you had a hottub?
I do but a hottube just doesn't work like you think it would. Not that I uhmm have tried. :o
Limper
08-09-2007, 11:13 AM
I do but a hottube just doesn't work like you think it would. Not that I uhmm have tried. :o
Well of course if you turn it up to hot right away all you get is stew.
Atropine Mama
08-09-2007, 11:14 AM
I do but a hottube just doesn't work like you think it would. Not that I uhmm have tried. :o
You told me the basement smelled because the new cat doesn't cover her poop in the litterbox. :mad:
Varaj
08-09-2007, 11:20 AM
You told me the basement smelled because the new cat doesn't cover her poop in the litterbox. :mad:
Well that is the main reason.
Limper
08-09-2007, 11:21 AM
Well that is the main reason.
I told you to lime those hobos.
Varaj
08-09-2007, 11:35 AM
I told you to lime those hobos.
:o
Lady Fury
08-09-2007, 11:42 AM
Depends if he still has a stiffy. If so I might consider it.
Prorpger
08-09-2007, 11:47 AM
I told you to lime those hobos.
But it already burns when I pee...
Limper
08-09-2007, 11:50 AM
But it already burns when I pee...
Lord do I have to explain everything to you people?
After you fuck the corpse NOT before.
Varaj
08-09-2007, 01:18 PM
:D
Scarbonac
08-10-2007, 02:28 AM
Not particularly; besides, doesn't the body void its waste right after death?
Janos
08-10-2007, 02:33 AM
My answer depends, have the maggots started crawling and giving that wiggly sensation yet?
Black Angel
08-10-2007, 04:05 AM
Not particularly; besides, doesn't the body void its waste right after death?
That was pretty much my thought too.
That, and hell no! I'd be too busy crying my way through a box of tissues.
Varaj
08-10-2007, 07:12 AM
Not particularly; besides, doesn't the body void its waste right after death?
It depends. If they are particularly full yes they often will void, but not always.
No.
I prefer my partners to squirm like a baby seal on an ice floe.
I'm a lawyer. I can argue against DNA evidence. So go right ahead, Limper, do it. I got your back.
Typical lawyer, wants to screw the client :)
No
mollygrue
08-10-2007, 03:23 PM
And that would be different from my last boyfriend exactly how?
Chauchage
08-10-2007, 09:46 PM
No, fucking a corpse would remind me too much of my ex-wife.
Brynja
08-10-2007, 11:26 PM
I am going to have to vote no here.
Just....ew...no.
Pigs in Space
08-10-2007, 11:51 PM
I'd be really confused at how I had died and how come I was looking at myself.
pandiculator
08-12-2007, 06:31 PM
Sorry, but no.
shabois
08-12-2007, 10:46 PM
I prefer my dates to put up a fight, makes things more interesting that way...
Of course I use the term "date" in the loosest possible terms. ;)
Krishnath
08-13-2007, 09:02 AM
No, no I would not.
Cat of Ulthar
08-18-2007, 04:48 PM
That was pretty much my thought too.
That, and hell no! I'd be too busy crying my way through a box of tissues.
Ditto. If the person I found most attractive in the world were dead, I would have other things on my mind than sex. I find it hard finding someone attractive without actually liking them, maybe even loving them or being in love. So their death would be a massive shock.
And you are a very sick man for thinking of this.
Ancalagon
08-19-2007, 12:17 AM
Ditto. If the person I found most attractive in the world were dead, I would have other things on my mind than sex. I find it hard finding someone attractive without actually liking them, maybe even loving them or being in love. So their death would be a massive shock.
And you are a very sick man for thinking of this.
It was my hidden point behind the mom joke ;)
Martin
08-19-2007, 03:27 PM
Okay, remind me never to die around any of you. Has no one heard of CPR? 911? 000, maybe?
You're all thinking of short term root, when I'm thinking lots and lots of gratitude sex when I save her life.
Varaj
08-20-2007, 07:18 AM
Okay, remind me never to die around any of you. Has no one heard of CPR? 911? 000, maybe?
You're all thinking of short term root, when I'm thinking lots and lots of gratitude sex when I save her life.
Wouldn't she get suspicious when you killer her and then revive her over and over?
Bagpuss
08-20-2007, 08:08 AM
Would you sex them up before calling the authorities?
Why would you call the authorities, surely you'd just buy a chest freezer?
Limper
08-20-2007, 11:37 AM
Why would you call the authorities, surely you'd just buy a chest freezer?
I have 4 already... no particular reason.
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