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Monday is National Cubicle Day, this is the second year of the celebration for that overstressed and little apperciated (lower) life form The Cubicle Monkey. So how are you going to celebrate y'alls day cube simians ?
Limper
09-28-2007, 01:41 PM
Monday is National Cubicle Day, this is the second year of the celebration for that overstressed and little apperciated (lower) life form The Cubicle Monkey. So how are you going to celebrate y'alls day cube simians ?
I think I'll slip into the Executive Kitchen and piss in the coffee pot.
I think I'll slip into the Executive Kitchen and piss in the coffee pot.
Isn't that like a daily thing for you ???
Limper
09-28-2007, 01:44 PM
Isn't that like a daily thing for you ???
Its only for special occasions.
Now watering the plants in their offices with my urine I do all the time.
Its only for special occasions.
Now watering the plants in their offices with my urine I do all the time.
And it conveys such a nice ambiance to the converence room as well.
Limper
09-28-2007, 02:02 PM
And it conveys such a nice ambiance to the converence room as well.
Its REALLY hard not to laugh in meetings when someone smells the flowers and tell the lady boss how nice they smell.
Ahh Eue de Limper !! Do others tinkle in the geraniums or is it just you ?
Limper
09-28-2007, 02:07 PM
Ahh Eue de Limper !! Do others tinkle in the geraniums or is it just you ?
Just me to my knowledge. Pouring saradine oil in out of the way places in jackasses cubes and offices is fun as well.
An open can of sardines in the return air works for the whole office, leave over a long weekend for added effect. Or a dead rat, a big one, that way you have deniability
Limper
09-28-2007, 02:18 PM
An open can of sardines in the return air works for the whole office, leave over a long weekend for added effect. Or a dead rat, a big one, that way you have deniability
I work in the office so hitting the whole place is just plain out.
That said a couple of White Castle burgers hidden in someones car in the summer or in the ducts in the winter is MUCH better than a rat.
I work in the office so hitting the whole place is just plain out.
That said a couple of White Castle burgers hidden in someones car in the summer or in the ducts in the winter is MUCH better than a rat.
White Castle burgers dry up quick if exposed to air, so you'd have to keep them safely bundled away until some true rollicking putrescence could get going.
Either that, or go with the White Castle sack of Clam Strips instead. They have a head start.
My idea would be a "going away present" to your office mates. And Kitty (used) works way better in a hot car, with a few boxes of frozen fish to add spice.
Limper
09-28-2007, 02:22 PM
Hmmm I'm feeling mean after this thread and I feel a big shit coming on.
Limper
09-28-2007, 02:24 PM
White Castle burgers dry up quick if exposed to air, so you'd have to keep them safely bundled away until some true rollicking putrescence could get going.
Our local humidity keep them from drying out before they go to funk.
Either that, or go with the White Castle sack of Clam Strips instead. They have a head start.
Clam strips... fucker now I'm hungry.
Guess I'll go get some clam strips and eat them in the shitter.
Our local humidity keep them from drying out before they go to funk.
Clam strips... fucker now I'm hungry.
Guess I'll go get some clam strips and eat them in the shitter.
Get Wendy's chili to go with them !
Limper
09-28-2007, 02:28 PM
Get Wendy's chili to go with them !
ALL our Wendys were owned by the same guy and he went out of business and took them with him.
No can do.
ALL our Wendys were owned by the same guy and he went out of business and took them with him.
No can do.
That suxs, then you have to bite the burrito and go to Taco Bell and scarf a few Chili Cheese burritos then. For some reason Ramen Noodles did it to me last night, exposive it was.
Dacke
09-28-2007, 02:33 PM
In Sweden, we have something called "Surströmming", which is basically fermented herring. I've managed to avoid it myself, but from all reports the smell is pretty damn awful.
And on the original topic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lLRBiEBRAc
Oooh! She has a new video out! I gotta check it out now.
Limper
09-28-2007, 02:33 PM
That suxs, then you have to bite the burrito and go to Taco Bell and scarf a few Chili Cheese burritos then. For some reason Ramen Noodles did it to me last night, exposive it was.
I have close to 40 packs of Ramen in my file cabinet.
I have close to 40 packs of Ramen in my file cabinet.
Go forth you shitter and binge !!
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