PM spam. In French.

[Name Lips]

I just got one from InsoffAssurow. Some big long thing in French with hyperlink ads.


edit:

Google translate says this is what it says:

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[hobbiteer]

Me as well. I was just signing in from the browser on my phone so I could get the list of users impacted. Too fast for me name lips.

[shiningbrow]

Moi, aussi.

[Kastil]

Got it but didn't open it.

[Space Cadet B^3]

I got it too.

[The Winslow]

It's not in actual French, it's in something completely mangled. I assume either they use a generator that is even less well tuned than the random English rambling generators I have seen in action; or they go through an automated translation system. "Title = Diagnostic immobilier pour fait soutenir nous le sinclair" does not make one ounce of sense.

[Caliphis]

does not make one ounce of sense.

You covered that when you said it was in french. :D

[Aloysius]

It's not in actual French, it's in something completely mangled. I assume either they use a generator that is even less well tuned than the random English rambling generators I have seen in action; or they go through an automated translation system. "Title = Diagnostic immobilier pour fait soutenir nous le sinclair" does not make one ounce of sense.

I think it's some kind of artwork. Seriously.

[Black Angel]

Got it but didn't open it.
This. :)

[Algolei]

I opened it, read every word, clicked every link, and then smeared a plague rat all over my body in sexual ecstasy.

Now I'm smoking a hot dog and lazing in the wet spot.

[shiningbrow]

did you remember to spit on the rat afterwards?

[Harry]

I opened it, read every word, clicked every link, and then smeared a plague rat all over my body in sexual ecstasy.

Now I'm smoking a hot dog and lazing in the wet spot.

did you remember to spit on the rat afterwards?

Kinkiest thread in the history of Kays.

:shock:

:what:

:shock:

[Name Lips]

Kinkiest thread in the history of Kays.

:shock:

:what:

:shock:
First time I've seen a spam kink that didn't involve opening a can... :shock:

[Harry]

Because awesome thread needs more awesome ----->

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_qHU_6Ofc0

[Edena_of_Neith]

I just got one from InsoffAssurow. Some big long thing in French with hyperlink ads.


edit:

Google translate says this is what it says:

((unmitigated disaster of English gibberish, basically indecipherable, and quite humorous in places to some English Speakers))



This is why I can only attempt Proto Sentences in French. It is a matter of Colloquial French.

The computer was attempting to translate it as if it were 'English with French Words' or at best as some sort of 'High French.' But it doesn't work like that. It was written in Colloquial French, and that must be extrapolated into the appropriate Colloquial English (assuming it is even possible - many equivalents do not exist, or at least are not used.)

The computer must learn FRENCH With French Words, not English With French Words.

Ala: Quatre-vingt = 80. But, literally, quatre-vingt = four twenty.
Four twenty? Yes, four twenty. Four twenty = 80. Do not use Octante. (That's right, you don't get to use Octante. Do not Pass Go. Do not Collect $200. It's Quatre-Vingt, period.)
Why? Because. Because? BECAUSE.

Someone please tell the computer this, and we'll be set. :)

EDIT:

Try: Ah! L'on à du mal plairé, pour son argent!
Literal: Ah! He one has of ill/trouble/difficulty to please, for his silver!
(One legitimate translation) Well! One has a hard enough time pleasing him, for his money! (for his pay, the wages paid by him)

Try: Jour et nuit je me mets en quatre,
Semi-literal: Day and night I me/myself put in the work of four,
(One legitimate translation) Day and night I work my butt off,

Try: Chère fleur, qui viens d'éclore,
Literal: Dear flower, which came of/to/by/from/for (and several other possible words) to flower/blossom,
(One legitimate translation) Dear flower, which has just blossomed,
(Another legitimate translation) Dear flower, which has just come of blossom,

EDIT:

And remember, if I mess up the French, I have to answer to Winslow and the others (read: I had better get it right!)
Computer translations have a long ways to go. We have powerful computers, but not powerful enough, and not well programmed enough, to replace that colossal (and sometimes colossally stupid) invention known as the human mind.

[The Winslow]

No, it's not a matter of colloquial or what not. It's a matter of spambots generating random garbage. Again, it's not in French.

[shiningbrow]

push it push it push it... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fywAHILK33M&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fresults%3Fsear ch_query%3Dhustler%2Bsimian%2Bmobile%2Bdisco%26oq% 3Dhustler%2Bsimian%2Bmobile%2Bdisco%26aq%3Df%26aqi %3D%26aql%3D%26gs_sm%3De%26gs_upl%3D11959l20175l0l 20180l29l28l1l22l23l0l201l768l0.4.1l5l0

[Aloysius]

No, it's not a matter of colloquial or what not. It's a matter of spambots generating random garbage. Again, it's not in French.

Yup. There are english words mixed in it, there are non-words in it, there is no syntax, no structure. It's really a beautiful thing. Imagine a spambot that stayed to long in the Far Realms, and came back on the net with a lovecraftian alien mind. I wonder what was the original message (and what language it was in), but I guess that it was both strongly misogynistic and about some real estate product.



Four twenty? Yes, four twenty. Four twenty = 80. Do not use Octante. (That's right, you don't get to use Octante. Do not Pass Go. Do not Collect $200. It's Quatre-Vingt, period.)
Why? Because. Because? BECAUSE.

You can use "octante" or "huitante", but their use are limited to some backward swiss cantons. However, septante and nonante are widely used in Belgium, Quebec and Swiss, while soixante-dix and quatre-vingt-dix are a French thing.
As for the why, it's probably due to celtic influence, as the Gauls were using a base 20 numeric system rather than the classic base 10.

[Dacke]

Ala: Quatre-vingt = 80. But, literally, quatre-vingt = four twenty.
At least they're not as bad as the Danes...

[Ancalagon]

I agree this is nonsense using mostly French words... but it's not actually French. it's nonsense


septante and nonante are widely used in Belgium, Quebec and Swiss, while soixante-dix and quatre-vingt-dix are a French thing.


Not in Quebec, sorry

[Ink Bleeder]

Coincidentally, I am currently in my "women and their bloody and wham" cycle, and I find that a perfectly fitting description.



Sorry, I couldn't resist!

[shiningbrow]

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll310/zippy2u/spam.jpg

[Algolei]

I thought the rat was supposed to spit on me. :( Now I find out I did it all wrong!

[shiningbrow]

Sex is a blunt instrument, Algolei. It's hard to do it wrong. ;)

[The Winslow]

Weird. I always heard that thrusting was inefficient with blunt weapons.

[hobbiteer]

Further PM in "french" has just arrived in my inbox. Horray! Also, from the same person.

[Black Angel]

Further PM in "french" has just arrived in my inbox. Horray! Also, from the same person.

Ditto.

[Scutisorex Shrewlord]

imagine not check profilil own home is well known that a school year basis, two retirees, a round like a wild beast neuville.

Pure poetry, man.

[Aloysius]

It maybe even worse than the first. Could that "user" be banned ?

[shiningbrow]

Encore une fois. :(

[Space Cadet B^3]

Got another from InnsofAsssuswowoppiedoo

[Agent.0.Fortune]

Sweet I got one, I feel like I have finally arrived.
Because it was in french I just pretended it was a letter to penthouse.

Are guests allowed to PM users? Had I known that I wouldn't have bothered with the degrading initiation, and skipped straight to the stalking.

InsoffAssurow
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[The Winslow]

Are guests allowed to PM users?

Nope.

However, users can send PMs and then be banned and deleted, resulting in the PM seemingly having been sent by a guest...

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[Algolei]

Sex is a blunt instrument, Algolei. It's hard to do it wrong. ;)
Not if you use one of these:

...mes frais et n'ai retours sur investissement qu'il au pied de la va bien pour toi diagnostic diagnostic immobilier.
Ooh la la! My diagnostic diagnostic immobilizer!

Woo-hoo! :tongue:


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ah1VIJnfxiA/S-99iHelWEI/AAAAAAAABjc/Bs0De-OdgcU/s1600/Music+Notes.jpg

[shiningbrow]

Comment dit-on "wham blam thank you spam!" en français?

[Aloysius]

Comment dit-on "wham blam thank you spam!" en français?

I'm not aware of any translation for "wham blam thank you". Some celibrity* known to be "wham blam thank you ma'am" have been nicknamed "Mr 5 minutes shower included", but that won't help you translate this sentence.

By the way, this spam is absolutely non-erotic. Immobilier is not immobiliser : it means Real Estate while the second means immobilize.

* former president Chirac in this case.

[hobbiteer]

Just got another PM from this user, still in "French." Mods, is it possible to disable this user's PM ability? Or, am I mistaken and this is a real user whose account has been compromised?

[Cat's Paw Nebula]

I just got the same spam twice in an hour.

[Brynja]

banhammer swung.

[Kastil]

I just got the same spam twice in an hour.Ditto.

banhammer swung.

Thank you, mommy.

[Black Angel]

Ditto.

Thank you, mommy.

What she said, to both things. :)

[Redallia]

I was all like "Squee! I GOT A PM FROM SOMEBODY!!"

Then I was all like "Oh..." *sadface*

Then I realized that I'd probably get more PMs from non-bot-type people if I did more than lurk and actually engaged the community here in more ways other than drive-by posts.

Damn you spambot for making me realize my inadequacies!

[hobbiteer]

I was all like "Squee! I GOT A PM FROM SOMEBODY!!"

Then I was all like "Oh..." *sadface*

Then I realized that I'd probably get more PMs from non-bot-type people if I did more than lurk and actually engaged the community here in more ways other than drive-by posts.

Damn you spambot for making me realize my inadequacies!

Lol sadly, that was exactly what I thought.

[Name Lips]

I got TWO pms!

:(

[Kastil]

I was all like "Squee! I GOT A PM FROM SOMEBODY!!"

Then I was all like "Oh..." *sadface*

Then I realized that I'd probably get more PMs from non-bot-type people if I did more than lurk and actually engaged the community here in more ways other than drive-by posts.

Damn you spambot for making me realize my inadequacies!

I cried for, like, an hour. My underinflated ego is crushed.

[Megamieuwsel]

Deleted the third now...
I should file a claim against them for sustained wear on my mouse...

[Droid101]

They're all from the same spambot. Ban?

[Ascarel]

They started out as funny but now they are just annoying. :rolleyes:

[The Winslow]

They're all from the same spambot. Ban?

Already done a few times.

The problem is that these spambots are insistent. They come through a variety of proxies, so banning just one IP address is not enough.

I don't know which admin options are available in vBulletin; but in phpBB there is a "disallow username" feature that can be used to get rid of spambots that always use the same account name.

[Droid101]

Already done a few times.

The problem is that these spambots are insistent. They come through a variety of proxies, so banning just one IP address is not enough.

I don't know which admin options are available in vBulletin; but in phpBB there is a "disallow username" feature that can be used to get rid of spambots that always use the same account name.

It's the exact same username. Just ban the username.

[Brynja]

are new posts coming in?

[Name Lips]

No. Not yet, anyway.

I think it was just the one account, and the PMs stopped as soon as it was banned.