View Full Version : Everyone into Priss's car!
Glass
09-19-2007, 05:27 PM
She's got puppies and candy! Yay!
Wait, why won't the door open? Where are the puppies? :shock:
Priss
09-19-2007, 05:31 PM
I'll get you for this.
Northcott
09-19-2007, 05:37 PM
I'll get you for this.
And his little dog too? :D
Glass
09-19-2007, 05:46 PM
And his little dog too? :D
No, she said she had a little dog! That's why I got in the van!
Janos
09-19-2007, 06:53 PM
No, she said she had a little dog! That's why I got in the van!
Well Priss is pretty tiny, and can be a royal bitch sometimes.
Ancalagon
09-19-2007, 10:53 PM
everyone?
Is it a clown car?
Atropine Mama
09-19-2007, 11:20 PM
everyone?
Is it a clown car?
If car = clown car and clown car = vagina, does that mean Glass wants everyone to get into Priss's vagina? :shock:
Priss
09-19-2007, 11:26 PM
Well Priss is pretty tiny, and can be a royal bitch sometimes.
I love you too sweetie.
If car = clown car and clown car = vagina, does that mean Glass wants everyone to get into Priss's vagina? :shock:
You guys are making my head hurt.
there_is_no_bob
09-19-2007, 11:37 PM
If car = clown car and clown car = vagina, does that mean Glass wants everyone to get into Priss's vagina? :shock:
You guys are making my head hurt.
You're a zombie (http://www.kaytastrophe.com/vb/showpost.php?p=15167&postcount=16)?:shock:
Northcott
09-20-2007, 12:32 AM
Quickly! Find me a copy of Jackal's chainsaw-driven "Lumberjack Song", a giant Canadian flag, a jar of maple syrup, a rubber chicken, and a pack of condoms!
...
...Don't worry, Priss. This has nothing to do with you. It's just Wednesday night, and I forgot to hit the stores while they were open.
The Winslow
09-20-2007, 05:21 AM
You're a zombie (http://www.kaytastrophe.com/vb/showpost.php?p=15167&postcount=16)?:shock:
Zombie Poon? Is it the return of Margo Schreck?
Priss
09-20-2007, 08:20 AM
You're a zombie (http://www.kaytastrophe.com/vb/showpost.php?p=15167&postcount=16)?:shock:
Vibrators in the eye sounds painful and deadly. I think that means I'm still alive and that the zombies haven't gotten to me yet.
Quickly! Find me a copy of Jackal's chainsaw-driven "Lumberjack Song", a giant Canadian flag, a jar of maple syrup, a rubber chicken, and a pack of condoms!
...
...Don't worry, Priss. This has nothing to do with you. It's just Wednesday night, and I forgot to hit the stores while they were open.
Yeah, well that sounds like a list of things you take to the check out counter to make the cashier look at you funny and wonder what you're doing.
Zombie Poon? Is it the return of Margo Schreck?
Not in my body last time I checked. She wasn't into possession was she?
Northcott
09-20-2007, 08:33 AM
Yeah, well that sounds like a list of things you wear to the check out counter to make the cashier look at you funny and wonder what you're doing.
Fixed.
Janos
09-20-2007, 10:51 AM
Not in my body last time I checked. She wasn't into possession was she?
Ever see the collars she put on her fuzzy little squirrel with all the spikes? She was very into possession!
Atropine Mama
09-20-2007, 06:42 PM
You guys are making my head hurt.
Oh come now. You know you find clown shows and rainbow wigs sexy.
Ancalagon
09-20-2007, 07:54 PM
Oh come now. You know you find clown shows and rainbow wigs sexy.
BURN IT WITH FIRE
Ancalagon
09-20-2007, 08:01 PM
double post
(p.s. burn it with fire)
Priss
09-20-2007, 10:34 PM
Oh come now. You know you find clown shows and rainbow wigs sexy.
There is way way too much wrong with that picture to even get into it. I don't think I could even blow anyone in clown makeup. I'd be laughing way too hard.
Priss
09-20-2007, 11:24 PM
I know you meant while the guy was wearing clown makeup, but now I've got the picture in my head of some guy with clown makeup smeared all over his crotch.
Oh thank you. :irked:
Priss
09-20-2007, 11:29 PM
I live to make your day that much more awesome.
That's cuz' yous my nigget.
Priss
09-20-2007, 11:37 PM
AW YEAH! :cool:
Oh now you've done it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XhS80rwjIg
Priss
09-21-2007, 12:02 AM
:shock:
Awww yeah!
Ancalagon
09-21-2007, 06:27 AM
That's cuz' yous my nigget.
:what:
a black midget?!?
The Winslow
09-21-2007, 07:20 AM
:what:
a black midget?!?
Yeah. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pygmies)
Northcott
09-21-2007, 07:45 AM
There is way way too much wrong with that picture to even get into it. I don't think I could even blow anyone in clown makeup. I'd be laughing way too hard.
Maybe the bald clown in the picture is really Vin Diesel?
:D
Quit trying to stop the thought. I know you're trying not to visualize that. It won't work.
Glass
09-21-2007, 07:54 AM
Maybe the bald clown in the picture is really Vin Diesel?
:D
Quit trying to stop the thought. I know you're trying not to visualize that. It won't work.
Dammit, Northcott. :lol:
Greyone?
Priss
09-21-2007, 08:09 AM
Maybe the bald clown in the picture is really Vin Diesel?
:D
Quit trying to stop the thought. I know you're trying not to visualize that. It won't work.
You sir, are a bastard. Now Vin's voice is coming out of that clown!
Northcott
09-21-2007, 09:09 AM
You sir, are a bastard. Now Vin's voice is coming out of that clown!
While circus music plays in the background. When he orgasms, he'll probably pull out one of those old bike horns and start honking it.
Varaj
09-21-2007, 10:42 AM
Will he be angry clown or lucky clown?
Northcott
09-21-2007, 10:47 AM
Will he be angry clown or lucky clown?
Good question! Let's ask Priss. It's her fantasy, after all.
Or at least it's what she'll now be thinking of every time she looks at Vin Diesel. Every. Time. :D
Brynja
09-21-2007, 01:14 PM
The thread makes my head hurt...
The thread makes my head hurt...
Take two Cream pies and call Priss in the morning :lol:
Janos
09-21-2007, 03:14 PM
All this talk of Vin Diesel, and Priss still hasn't told the story of how she tried to stalk him when I gave her his cell phone number.
Northcott
09-21-2007, 03:16 PM
The thread makes my head hurt...
I think the best thing about this thread is the number of people who now won't be able to look at Vin Diesel without imagining him doing clown porn.
The Winslow
09-21-2007, 08:00 PM
I think the best thing about this thread is the number of people who now won't be able to look at Vin Diesel without imagining him doing clown porn.
I'm safe. I'm so bad at recognizing faces I can look at Vin Diesel without knowing it's Vin Diesel.
Priss
09-21-2007, 08:43 PM
All this talk of Vin Diesel, and Priss still hasn't told the story of how she tried to stalk him when I gave her his cell phone number.
It wasn't his cell it was his home number and i only called it once and that was because you gave me a number and just told me to call without telling me who I was calling. Nice little tale of talking you weave though.
I think the best thing about this thread is the number of people who now won't be able to look at Vin Diesel without imagining him doing clown porn.
As long as he talks he can probably get away with it but I really really don't want to see it.
Janos
09-21-2007, 08:46 PM
It wasn't his cell it was his home number and i only called it once and that was because you gave me a number and just told me to call without telling me who I was calling. Nice little tale of talking you weave though.
Yeah. That's why he call blocked your number after you called dozens of times to listen to his voice on his answering machine...
Priss
09-21-2007, 09:02 PM
Yeah. That's why he call blocked your number after you called dozens of times to listen to his voice on his answering machine...
Pure hearsay.
Janos
09-21-2007, 09:08 PM
Pure hearsay.
Ah huh. You were getting off on it.
Priss
09-21-2007, 09:32 PM
Ah huh. You were getting off on it.
ON hearsay? Never. If that were true I would listen to all the nasty things people say about me.
vBulletin® v3.7.4, Copyright ©2000-2012, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.