International Talk like a Pirate Day

[Varaj]

Just a friendly reminder

[Ergeheilalt]

Yar! I'll be keelhauling any scallywag who doesn't follow through today.

I'm volunteering at the Cal Poly Bronco Fusion "Welcome back to school" event today. I'm wondering how much I'll be able to get away with.

[Glass]

Yar! And I be at work today! And then hanging out with my scurvy comedian friends!!! :D

[Atropine Mama]

Man the poopdeck! It be time to plunder yer shores! :pirate:

[Varaj]

We need an International Talk like Conan Month!

[Glass]

Man the poopdeck! It be time to plunder yer shores! :pirate:
You're neither manning my poopdeck, nor plundering my shores, sorry.

[Atropine Mama]

You're neither manning my poopdeck, nor plundering my shores, sorry.

But there's such glorious booty to behold! YARRR!

[Varaj]

By Crom you wenches and civilized dogs will pay!

Plus Conan was a pirate a good junk of his days. Talking like Conan is also talking like a pirate.

[Atropine Mama]

Conan sucks Master Chief's balls.

[Varaj]

Conan sucks Master Chief's balls.

/cleaves skull/

I demand Conan smilies! :D

[Glass]

But there's such glorious booty to behold! YARRR!
But, but, my orifii! Yar!!!

[Janos]

What do Pimps and Pirates have in common?

They both yell "Yo Ho!"

[doc]

I say my good man would you be a good fellow and hand over that bag of gold ?

[Limper]

It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ, you should've seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast was a mammoth penis

The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel shit
From one place to another

[Chorus:]
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do

The captain's name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play
On his fucking organ

The first mate's name was Cooper
By Christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor

[Chorus]

The second mate was Andy
By Christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock with a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy

The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a fucking nipper
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper

[Chorus]

The Captain's wife was Mabel
To fuck she was not able
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits
Across the barroom table

The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
Delighted squeals revealed that eels
Had found 'er sexual quarters

[Repeat Chorus to Fade]

[Dawnstar]

Arr, yeh must walk the plank.

[Hatter]

Avast ye scurvy dogs, prepare to be message-boarded!

[Ergeheilalt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsJyfN0ICU :lol:

[Limper]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_3KP7X8RQ4

[bunny]

But, but, my orifii! Yar!!!

Yar, have ya ever been to sea Billie?

billy: No Captain hindgrinder, but I've been rammed a-stern!

D'ya know what date rape is, Billy?

[Varaj]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdMdZ-6NFzA

[PWD]

I r 1337 U nUbS! omG UR La3M keke











Wrong kind of pirate?

[doc]

It's an ass pirate of Neath !!!!

[Edena_of_Neith]

You can't talk like a pirate, unless you want Edena_of_Neith after you.
Edena_of_Neith has been doing special things to pirates. Special things. You don't want those things done to you. :)

[The Winslow]

You can't talk like a pirate, unless you want Edena_of_Neith after you.

Come now, I'm sure Edena has no quarrel against the Dread Pirate Roberts (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dread_Pirate_Roberts) or the crew of the Black Pearl (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Pearl). And I hope Edena would not include poor Guybrush Threepwood (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guybrush_Threepwood) in his vendetta, the fellow has enough troubles already!

[Harry]

Yar! Today be Talk Like a Pirate Day, so Captain Chris, the Freeport Pirate himself, sez ye get some booty. Fer today only, ye can grab the PDF version o' the Freeport Trilogy Five Year Anniversary Edition. Fer free!

So hurry up 'n' click like a pirate, ya landlubber, before the Captain changes his mind and makes ya walk the plank.

If you don't already have this, Green Ronin has put up their Freeport Trilogy as a freebie for Talk Like A Pirate Day. Even though the day has passed, the pdf is still available as a free download here:

http://greenronin.com/2007/09/talk_like_a_pirate_day.php