Most users ever online was 182, 03-23-2011 at 12:20 PM.
» YOU. SHALL. NOT. REGISTER!
The Russian Invasion, or, Registration Temporarily Disabled
We're being invaded by Russian Spammers! Fucking hell, I keep deleting them and they send more troops in waves! To save my border troops I've told them to close the gates -- we're not accepting new registrations for a few days, maybe a week. Hopefully they will throw some empty vodka bottles at the gates and move on other targets.
If anyone legitimately wants to register during this time and can't, use the "Contact Us" button at the bottom of the front page to send me an email.
-- General Kay Tastrophe
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A little bit of General Kay lives on in all of us.
» Be All You Can Be
Nobody likes to fight, but somebody has to know how. We're looking for a few good men and women...
Do you have what it takes to join the cadets at Kay Tastrophe's Military School? Enroll now and let General Kay make you the best, the brightest, the strongest and the smartest soldier on the electronic battlefield we call the Internet. Then you too can fight the good fight against sexism and stupidity!
Listen, for every good-ol' boy who thinks women are only good for fetching beer, there's a hateful neo-feminist blaming men for all the world's problems. For every smug, self-satisfied blowhard who never knows when to shut up, there's an apathetic, world-weary cynic who sighs and thinks nothing really matters. This is insanity. This is idiocy. It's everything the faculty members at KT stand against!
Join us! Learn in the hallowed halls of our military school what it is to be a shining beacon of reason and righteousness. When you join General Kay's online academy, you become a legend! Don't just sit there, sign up for classes and grab your weapon -- the one right there between your ears!
Nobody likes to fight, but somebody has to know how. We're looking for a few good men and women...
